Checkout Melonfarmers

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Davideo

Checkout Melonfarmers

Post by Davideo »

There is an update on the www.melonfarmers.co.uk website that I found hilarious. Apparantly female ejaculation, according to the old bill, doesn't exist, it's just a load of piss! So, under their interpretation of the R18 guidelines, it's not allowed.
The BBFC have no problem with squirting (well, they can't, since that would be sexual discrimination, male cum allowed, female cum not), but the police have examined the fluid and found it contained urine, so that's it, no pissing allowed!
And to think our council tax is going up again to pay for this load of bollocks!
Unbeleivable!
Phil McC

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Post by Phil McC »

I hope they don't take back my horny housewives tape cause it has 18R and I thought she was ejaculating. Still I look at like this how can they determain by video whether it is piss or not or are they saying there is no such a thing. What is that animal called the one like a horse with a horn on it's head......?????......a Unicorn (there is no such a thing but we all know what one looks like).

Phil McCavity. (Violet Storm Squirts for MP party).
THE chuckster

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Post by THE chuckster »

My girlfriend used to squirt and it tasted foul, not what you expect at all. So I was reading a book about it and low and behold the fluid is actually urine stored in ducts near the entrance, which is expelled on orgasm! Just call me DR. CHUCKSTER
tasty

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Post by tasty »

THE chuckster wrote:
>
> My girlfriend used to squirt and it tasted foul, not what you
> expect at all. So I was reading a book about it and low and
> behold the fluid is actually urine stored in ducts near the
> entrance, which is expelled on orgasm! Just call me DR.
> CHUCKSTER

DR.C.
If correct,I give you some wee-known UK speciality sites for those that DO like the taste !!
x-streams.com
glimpse-it.com
hwvmedia.com
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