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fayerampton
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even sadder loser alert !!lol !!!

Post by fayerampton »

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! this has to be the best one yet !!!!!! thats so funny !!! what is the world coming to !!!! i tried to reply to him but his email is not working ! now theres a suprise !!!!






Hi there
Saw you on the net, beautiful body, I am a glamour model photographer but also gives a service whicj suits most of my glamour models. Just a short note to ask you if you might be interested in. After a hectic day of shoot I provide a very relaxing thereputic massage service in your own place for upto 2 hours. Trust me it is a service you would have never had. Exclusively for Glamour models.I know what they want. If you are not interested I will understand but if you are, please don't hesitate to write a quick email.Although I am extremely busy , and I only get time in the evenings or weekends. Prices are very very economical.Just ?50 for two hours, But I do not rush if we exceed the time slightly I don't ask for extra. I will also do you a short photo shoot for free upto 30 minutes. It is not a scam..Trust me.
A genuine service.Please email

I know you work too hard and your beautiful baody needs some reward, if you are not interested apologies for this email.
Awaiting for your mail.
Thanks a lot
Anan
Lizard
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Post by Lizard »

Well he sounds genuine enough to me!....caring and considerate, sensible etc.....er! course he could be an axe murderer, psycho, hog fucker etc!, but ?50 for TWO hours, who could turn that down..!


EVERYONE!

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davey
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i am providing a free pussy licking service to glamour models.well when i say free i expect a modest contribution of ?50 per hour.however i am sure you agree your pussy is your fortune and it needs to be looked after.i know i should charge a lot more but i am a really nice guy.i will not even charge you my travel expenses.book now because my services are highly in demand and i must stress this service is only available to glamour models and well known porn stars

SimonD
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Post by SimonD »

Not much cop at massages but I offer a 'Dynarod' style hole clearing service, all holes included, i'm a bit on the small side so even nasal and hearing passages included! ;o)

All this for 73 pence an hour (allthough it only takes about 50 seconds)

I can provide a video of this 'experience' for an extra 10 pence.

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Marie-Louise
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Post by Marie-Louise »

lol i got that one to LMFAO!!

you only got one life so live it & be happy!!
im like marmite you either love me or you hate me lols

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Dan Brusca
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Post by Dan Brusca »

Haha, excellent. He almost makes it sound like he's doing *you* the favour ;)

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myson
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Post by myson »

Now then, what service could I offer Glamour Models and what price should I charge for it? :-)

Hehehehehehehe.

Some guys must think you lovely ladies are really gulible.

As you said Faye "What a loser".

Myson

Mikie
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Post by Mikie »

Sound very suspect, As being a Sports Massage Therapy myself, I don't go around email please for treatments or services. And 50 pounds for two hours is way of the proper price. Oh well.

Just for a laugh faye, you should ask him which college or Uni he studied at, maybe it's another New Delhi Uni Boy!!!!
Peter
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Post by Peter »

myson wrote:

> Now then, what service could I offer Glamour Models and what
> price should I charge for it? :-)
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> Myson
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Blow job technique tester?
We have need of you again, great king.
myson
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Post by myson »

That's the very one mate, well done that man ;-)

Myson

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