Looking for 'Couples'

[Ziggy]

We are currently looking for ?Couples?, married or otherwise, to appear in our latest series of R18 certified films.

The successful applicants will receive ?250 per couple.

The filming will be done at either our studios or at a location to suit yourselves.

If you feel you have what it takes or you just want to live out a fantasy please contact me at ziggy@hotheadzfilms.com enclosing a few recent pictures of yourself and your partner.

[Karina Currie]

you are having a laugh arnt you! im not being funny but i myself am part of a couple and thats the fee for one of us not the pair! i doubt you will find any proffesional models for this amount of money but good luck trying
rotflmao
xxxxxxxxx
Karina

[Snake Diamond]

Karina, I agree with you, ?250.00 for a Shoot, for a couple, that's literally taking the piss.

[videokim]

Hi guys

If it's just the couple on their own then ?250 is not a bad amount, most film makers filming couples will go for normal amateur couples as they are cheaper to film & are unknown which keeps punters interested.

Kim xxx

[Officer Dibble]

Taking the piss indeed. The last time I shot a couple I paid them ?600.00. But having said that they weren?t just any couple. They were an interesting couple of professional models that I knew the punters would want to see.

Yes, like Snakey people should speak out against cut price modelling and porn. It can only drag Brit-porn down further into the gutter as standards are inevitably eroded. No wonder they laugh at us at international awards ceremonies

I can just imagine the scene of tense expectation at the Cannes Hot Dor? film presentation. Marc Dorcel has just shown a clip from his latest French Ch?teau extravaganza featuring the most glamorous ladies in Europe, all clad in Channel, diamonds and Dior. He exhibits a confident swagger as he quaffs another glass of Krystal. The next contenders are from over the pond. Mike Ninn has teamed up with Andrew Blake to deal with the European threat once and for all. They've hired the most stunning birds from the rest of the world and spent $250k on costumes, music and effects. They believe they got it in the bag. But wait. Next up is Fred 'n' Mabel from Scunthorpe. They?ve been shooting themselves 'n' their pals from the Ferret Club gettin' down 'n' dirty in the back room of their local - "The Mucky Duck.? They sold a few copies for a fiver a punt down at the Sunday boot sale and felt so flush and confident that they had recently traded up to a posh new Samsung Hi8 camera. They were on a roll and with a little encouragement from No.1 fan Sid Bristlethwaite the glass collector at said Duck, who?d seen a piece on Euro Trash about Cannes after his missus had gone to bed, they struck out. Of course amateur being so popular and increasingly being hailed as the very pinnacle of the porno art form the airs and graces of the Cannes set held no fear for Fred 'n' Mabel. They were now ?players.? But alas it all ends in tears as the porny pretenders are ejected from the function on the grounds of their conduct - Fred propositioning Aria Giovanni with the enticing offer of fluffer's job on the set of his next masterwork - 'Ferret Club Fuckers? and Mabel asking Laure Sainclair if she got her two thousand dollar Channel evening gown from Dodgy Dave ?The Happy Shopper.' "E gets some luverly stuff y' know. It's well cheap."


Officer Dibbs - In comedy mood.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Another english literary classic...same theme but very entertaining

Book release dates?

IMHO It started in Classy British Magazines in the Eighties via Readers Wives and has been going downwards like an uncontrollable train ever since

Still if the Regular Punters are bored with the factory produced unerotic bilge coming from America & Europe it shouldn't surprise anybody that
amateur productions have gained a willing audience even with all the shortcomings

Wasn't it said that German Amateur Productions were currently out selling
Private in Germany.

If so it just proves that money doesn't necessarily make arousing porn
or is it just a German thing

cheers
B....OZ I'm Off

[Rude Boy]

Wonderful stuff! Scarily accurate too, I've just got back from another great trip to Budapest working with awesome models and while I was over there the guy who was letting us use his house to stay in showed us a Hungarian film that had been shot there and it was top class in every respect; phenomenal models, top make-up and outfits, superb lighting.....everything about it was class.

[Snake Diamond]

Your not kidding Dibble, your post made me laugh like anything ))

[Karina Currie]

well actually IMHO this is the precise reason the U.K industry is suffering, i personally would prefer to see 2+ good looking people in nice surroundings doing there thing without fear of something dodgy being picked up off the floor (fagbutts on the arse are just not happening people)
it seems we get all these new girls in at cheap prices, why because they are all ropey! and then they think 'oh i might do this professionally' still charging ?50 for the lot bringing down the rates for all and you end up chopping their heads off cause they look like pitbulls chewing a wasp, after all its all about the tits, pussy and arsehole isnt it? oh yeah and no TVX do not pay ?250 per couple thats the fee for one person.
and seeing as this is going to be a certificated film which they are going to sell and make loads of ????????? why be so cheap?
rant over i still think its a disgusting offer
luv n hugs to all
Karina