can a northaner make it in the adult industry

[mi duck]

am tall dark and a big narley stick calls every one mi duck and loves pie chips and gravy, any one here want to give me a job , think i could make it ,
so .....hold tight it could be a roller coaster ride ,,,,,,

[JFT Media]

To be a real star and make it you must have a perma tan, bright white and I mean blinding white teeth and take it up the arse from a girl with a 10'' strap on.......well two out of three is not bad, but what two hahahaha

[Bayleaf]

Have you met Alicia Rhodes? I understand she is a northern lass who has had some success in the business.

There are one or two gentlemen from north of Watford who have had some success, a Mr Thorpe of Derby springs to mind, but you'll have to scrub the coal dust from your fingernails.

Alternatively a strong pedigree in the business already should see tha' allreet.

[mi duck]

like that mate think i could be a star but not a boty star , its an outie hole to me not a ini hole , no one is going near my tea towel holder , miiiiiii duck x

[Lizard]

If you can get a hard on naked, in the middle of Hanley shopping centre in December, you have the job.

[mi duck]

yeeee i met busty bolts call her the wife us nothaners cant live with out them .........

[mi duck]

ok mate will give it a go ......when am i booked

[Lizard]

As soon as we find someone who will fuck in the same conditions......

[mi duck]

ok mate well it looks like you will have to get a northaner girl then

[Snake Diamond]

Only having a Boner under them circumstances, that's a sod.

What about having a Boner, every time the wind changes ?