funniest one-liner in a brit porn film?

[virgil]

or Ben's 'excellent footage' remark after covering some girl's toes with goo (actually quite funny)

[Ben Dover]

This is great, bringing back the memories of shoots gone by. I know this is going at it from a slightly different angle, but coincidentally someone asked about doing a compilation tape of funny moments from the ben Dover show. I thought it was a good idea, [not sure how long the tape would be] but unfortunately, as I'm sure can be appreciated, I can't remember most of them [thanks for the Deryck Guyler story, I'd forgotten about that!! I thought it was so obscure no-one would have a clue what I was going on about] due simply to the amount of bollocks I talk on a year on year basis. So basically, along with other productions can anybody tell me where the funny or even mildly amusing lines are on which BD film so I can dig them out? I would appreciate it very much. BTW we've just finished a new 'Housewife Sluts' show and Mario comes out with something that just had me aching with laughter. Unfortunately it won't be out over here, because there was about 25 female ejaculations on it, but it's going on the site soon. Thanks in advance.

[alec]

From one of your TVX shows -
Amanda White gets her boobs out and waves them about
Ben "Do you do that in your lap dancing shows?"
Amanda "Yes"
Ben "And are there many casualties?"

Hope this helps.