false boobs

[TheProf.]

You forgot to mention the new fad-false BOTTOMS!
TheProf.

[The Axe Man]

Are there any forumites out there who have had any enhancement done on them...me..I just need LOTS of liposuction!!

[Steven]

Old joke but still funny. It was done 14 years ago in the film Road House, which features some great music from 80's blind rocker, Jeff Healey.

[EJ]

Well,

I just love big boobs but I agree that implants that are too big look crap. However I absolutely love Jordan & am proud to stand up & say it.
Mind you a really nice pair of big natural boobs is a sight to behold & a lot of fun to play with.

There is one advantage of silicone tits though. No bra needed so its much quicker to get to them. & also some styles of clothes ie: fetish wear look much better with false boobs because of the tightness & they don't deform so much when squeezed into a corset or rubber top!

EJ.

[jj]

'MUCH quicker to get to them'?
How long does it take you to remove a lady's bra, then?
At last year's World Championship I removed 47 in 60 seconds, whilst consuming 34 jam doughnuts and reciting the Gettysburg Address in Hebrew.....
.....and don't forget the danger of combustion and poisonous fumes when sexing-up an enhanced lady too near an unguarded fire.....

[steve56]

ilike real boobs cant stand falsies, to me there the 2nd best part of a woman absolutely love em