News Of The World Closes Down!!

[andy at handiwork]

'....a member of the Illuminati....'. Oh Jim, you were doing so well up to that point.

[Phil Phee]

Pithy!

[jimslip]

Well, if he's NOT a member of the Illuminati, I'm a monkey's uncle!

[img]http://www.maniacworld.com/karate-chimp.jpg[/img]

[Dave Wells]

In the 80's people like me were always slightly worried about being exposed on the front cover (although eventually it was The Sunday Sport that did 'get us', so I say good fuckin riddance to the rag.
Just wish all newspapers would die, waste of a tree !

[Sam Slater]

I've been humming the tune to 'London Bridge is falling down' ever since I read that article.

I fear Murdoch will turn it to his advantage some way or t'other. There are plenty of dipshits that will fall for it.

[number 6]

The kind of dipshit that voted lib dem at the last election?

[Arginald Valleywater]

Sales of Andrex will be going up. What a crying fucking shame...not.

[Sam Slater]

Nearly a quarter of the nation voted Lib Dem, number 6. If you equate that to believing some of the stuff printed in the NOTW then fine. Just don't expect me to take you seriously.

You're bitter; I get it. Take up yoga or tai chi chuan or something. Just try not to take your frustrations out on me.

[max_tranmere]

Assuming a new rag appears to replace the NOTW, and it is likely, I wonder what they'll call it. Some suggestions:

The Sun On Sunday
The Sunday Sun
Britain On Sunday
The Sunday Paper
The News On Sunday
Sunday Sunrise
Sunday With A Smile
etc, etc...

Those overpaid wassocks at News International are probably trying to think of a name right now. I know the first one or two names have been registered already as email addresses but no one is sure who has registered them.