even sadder loser alert !!lol !!!

[one eyed jack]

I know a few blokes who need their egos massaged...They might even pay extra for this for two hours.

[one eyed jack]

Oi!

[marcusallen]

Cannot compete with you massage specialists or filthy pornographers, BUT:
Will give free lessons in how to drink properly and in what quantity etc.
You only have to provide the material (to be agreed.)
Faye, I love you as you know, but you have nothing to learn from me so you are not invited.
(Strong right-hander expected and prepared for)

[myson]

In fact, I think I'll add "pussy tightness tester" to that as well Peter

Myson

[Deuce Bigolo]

Guaranteed to be no film in the Camera

A pity his addy was dead

You could have asked him wether he goes all the way

cheers
B....OZ

[fayerampton]

lol ! i really do wish this guys email did work i would have loved to have seen what he had to say for himself after the reply i had planned !!
marcus i still think we should do that model drinking school !
faye xxx

[P-Nix]

If he's so busy, why is he e-mailing you touting for business? If he's as good as he says he is, why aren't all glamour models beating a path to his door?

I hope he doesn't believe his own hype.

[Peter]

Perhaps it would have been better to invite him to do the job at your remote Scottish weekend property.

[johnboy1]

faye what was ur reply gonna be come on tell us lol

What a prick