Spaffer Johnson's Government

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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Reported today...


Spaffer Johnson?s reputation among Conservative members has plunged to a record low, as the party enters its annual conference facing accusations of a ?chumocracy? at the top of government.

The prime minister has recorded his first ever negative satisfaction rating among a survey of Tory members on the ConservativeHome website. He recorded the second-lowest score of any cabinet member, with only education secretary Gavin Williamson performing worse.

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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Dildo Harding latest:

- People having to drive 700 miles for tests
- Tests unavailable in vast parts of the country
- Tracers sitting idle
- Numbers traced way too low
- Test results in 24 hours plummeting
- 16000 tests lost

CONCLUSION:
Promote her to head up everything

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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Spaffer Johnson only HAD ONE JOB!

That was to get test and trace right.

So they appointed a crony not an expert.

Pursued their own app against expert advice.

Poured money into private firms instead of health authorities.

But remember, the public are to blame.





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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Cost of test & trace: ?12bn

Number of positive tests missed: 15,841

Number of contacts missed who may have been spreading infection: approx 50,000

Number of resignations: 0


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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Johnston writing in 2006 that it would be an abomination to ?crucify our landscape with wind farms which, even when they are in motion, would barely pull the skin off a rice pudding.?
But we're used to this.


2020 the UK will be the Saudi Arabia of windpower.


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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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?No previous experience?
Company just a few weeks old?
Close to the Tories or Tory donors?

Have ?112m for PPE without competition or tender.

Because giving money to our pals counts above tackling the pandemic.

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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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"We'll probably do something within a few days" says government who were told that locking down a week earlier in March could have saved 20,000 lives.

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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Good to see Spaffer Johnson congratulating Marcus Rashford on his well-deserved MBE for opposing the cruel and heartless policies of guess who?

Spaffer Johnson.


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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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The government had one job: Prevent a 2nd wave.

They had six months.

They spent ?12bn.

They appointed a pal with no expertise as head.

They used private companies not local health authorities.

They fucked it.

Now we?re back to where we were in March.

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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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MARCH 2020
Cases soaring
Testing can't cope
Scientists scream for lockdown
Government leaves it too late

OCTOBER 2020
Cases soaring
Testing can?t cope
Scientists scream for lockdown
Government leaves it too late

The Spaffer learnt nothing.

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