Spaffer Johnson's Government

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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Another day, another u-turn.


I see Patel has been forced to take down the short, inaccurate and vicious anti-immigrant Twitter video mentioning "activist lawyers" who are merely doing their job. The bitter irony is that according to Patel's immigration legislation her parents would not be admitted to this country today.


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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Breaking News : In the latest move to force workers to return to the office ,
Jacob Rees-Mogg will introduce a bill outlawing the use of email communication
and mobile phones when Parliament returns next week.

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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Remember how "Stay Home, Protect the NHS, Save Lives', became "Stay Alert, Control the Virus, Save Lives" after Dominic Cummings went walkabout in Barnard Castle with his wife on her birthday?

Well now it's being changed again to "Leave home. Forget the NHS. Save Pret" because Tory donors are getting pissed-off that they are losing too much money.


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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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"Chris Grayling resigns from intelligence and security committee"

Chris Grayling LOL.

Off in a sulk because he failed to win a fixed ballot.


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M25crash
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Chris Grayling Unsure whose pocket he is , or How much he knows about the Tories

His track record is rather poor , the amount of times he has been forced to resign or just generally cock up the job he one had

Shame there is not post for him to be tied to , & BANG..... Next
spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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"UK care homes still denied Covid tests despite Hancock pledge".


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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Head teachers and teachers have criticised the government for "last-minute" guidance on what to do during virus outbreaks and local lockdowns.


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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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MPs call on Jacob Rees-Mogg to extend hybrid parliament system.

Spaffer Johnson "No more workng from home, get back in the office".


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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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?Why don?t parents have confidence to send kids back to school?? says government that?s kept Grayling tribute act in charge of schools.


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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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?Why don?t people have confidence to go back to work?? says government that?s promoted head of gigashambles Test & Trace to run public health.


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