00Heaven tripe!

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Berkely Hunt

00Heaven tripe!

Post by Berkely Hunt »

Can 'The Adult Channel' get any worse?. We've got the same old slappers going through the same old motions (that's the new stuff!!)- plus re-runs of 'other stuff' thats getting well tatty round the edges and is being repeated 'ad-nauseum' - time for a good clear-out I reckon!.
Big Jim

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Post by Big Jim »

Can you please clarify your statement 'same old slappers going through the same old motions'?

As far as I'm concerned, there is no other series on any satellite channel featuring such a consistent level of attractive British girls having real sex.

And, if by chance, you think my programmes are formulaic, then welcome to the wonderful world of porn. Every director has their own style and many stick to their 'winning formulas' because that is what their viewers expect / want.

You're obviously not a big fan of my programmes, which is fair enough, horses for courses and all that. But no one is forcing you to watch them. I know for a fact that a lot of people do watch my series and get great pleasure from them.
Berkely Hunt

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Post by Berkely Hunt »

Firstly BJ, this is just an observation on my part, ^nothing personal^ - but we do seem to see the same faces all the time - as you say horses for courses - I understand that.

I disagree with your second point however - real sex? ... I don't think so ... (don't get me wrong - I love the all-girl stuff IF It's done properly - personally I'd like to see more .. I dunno .. femininity maybe ... less of that screaming an shouting - oh .. there we go again - horses for courses!)

Then you mention 'your own style' and a 'winning formulae' - I can't argue with you about that ... you obviously do well out of it ... but we're not exactly talking about a big audience here are we - why not break the mould now and again - try something different.

I still maintain my original criticism though ... The Adult Channel is not as good (for me .. ) as it used to be 3 or 4 years ago - the're still repeating the same censored american porn movies from that far back for goodness sake!
Phil McC

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Post by Phil McC »

I think my last series of Fuck Truck was full of top class UK birds Laura & Jan for a start and the list goes on when the hard vesions are released in July kleenex shares will go through the roof esspcialy on the Billie Brit DP scene.
Keep up the work Big Jim,
Phil McC
Big Jim

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Post by Big Jim »

Hello again, to answer your points - yes I do use a lot of the same girls for my series, the main reason being that I shoot around 28 girls for every 13 episode run. There are new girls coming onto the scene and I do use them in my shows but only if they are up to scratch looks and personality wise. I would rather stick with my 'good' girls then shoot unsuitable girls.

Hmm, girls licking each others fannies, fingering each other, ramming dildos and strap ons into each other at a rate of knots. I would classify that as 'real', yes the girls do make a lot of noise on my productions and I positively encourage it. Otherwise you get this eerie 'sex in the morgue' type atmosphere which positively kills the momentum of the scene. I would rather film screaming great orgasms then use cheesy incidental music to hide the silence.

As for my 'winning formula' - I know where my shows stand in the overall ratings including pay per view. It would be difficult to break the mould as I don't really want to shoot boy/girl or change my production standards.

As for the cut american movies, that's out of my control I'm afraid, I'm just one producer (out of many) trying to make quality British shows.
Big Jim

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Post by Big Jim »

Hi Phil,

Yes, I know, I've shot Laura (Hawkins) a few times as well, what a babe and what a sweet girl. It's a shame she's quit the biz.

Quality British girls who do boy / girl anal are a rare commodity indeed. If you can get top babes into your shows - then sir, I tip my hat to you.

Keep on truckin'.

Big Jim
Novice

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Post by Novice »

Not having satelite yet are any of Big Jims programs on video and can i get them from suppliers in the links section?

Thanks

N
Vince

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Post by Vince »

Class Action, Banged Up and Star Whores are all on sale in several of the big video stores in London. I'm sure you can also buy them in most big cities.
Dickie Dido

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Post by Dickie Dido »

Pass the sick bag someone. 'Big' Jim [yeah right] and Phil, just who do you think you are. "Oh the punters don't understand us" Trying to make good quality British porn!! Perhaps you might like to try a bit harder. For starters try looking at some Andrew Blake softcore, or Trevor Watson a.k.a. tanya Hyde. Oh puhleese... You'd better wake up and smell the Kenco guys. If it wasn't for the fact that Adult Channel and all the others need such vast amounts of product you two would be working down Sainsburys and thats the truth. Lets face it no-ones ever heard of you in the 'proper' porn world, I certainly haven't anyway. The softcore satellite bandwagon pulled in and you jumped on it thinking [quite rightly] that most of the talented people in porn in this country are doing hardcore shows worldwide and won't have time to do lots of stuff for soft TV. Knowing that you can virtually shoot any crap and still sell it to sat TV stations, er, thats exactly what you did. So cut the crap and the old 'verbal justification' rubbish. You're two chancers with very limited talent, [generous] and you're now chucking your dummies out of the pram 'cos you've been rumbled. When sat TV goes hardcore which I think it will in a couple of years, maximum, you won't stand a chance, so I'd take a note of exactly where your nearest Sainsburys is!! You've been lucky because thanks to the vast amount of rubbish on the net, webcam shows etc [see one frame every three hours of a girl at a computer keyboard. Fantastic.] people now seem to accept crap as the norm. The bandwagons losing it's wheels guys, and contrary to popular belief, when there's no wheels on the wagon it won't still be rolling along, and furthermore you will no longer be on it. There rests the case for the prosecution.
Clunk

End of term report !!

Post by Clunk »


Right-on Dickie, I agree with you 100%, very well said !

Phil "When I worked for Strand" McCavity's stuff is just cheap tacky crap with (mostly) rough & ready "models", who look as though they'd do anything for a ?100 .
All we seem to get is "all the British public seem to want is gonzo style porn" no it's not IT'S ALL WE EVER GET !!!
It's forced down our throats all the time, enough is enough !(And before you say "if you don't like it don't watch it" I'd just like to say, f**k you) You're all just poor pale imitations of Ben Dover ! But at least Ben Dover does have talent, look at the excellent movies he's done for, Private, and all featuring top British totty . That is what can be done when you combine talent and money, but Phil, you don't have the first, and you won't part with the second, and you won't pay for the third .

As for "Big" Jim, I must admit your stuff is far more entertaining than Phil's output,if only in the fact that a storyline is used, but please don't mistake this as a compliment .

Your offerings are so hit & miss as to be not worth watching let me explain, you do somtimes make the obvious mistake of having a gorgeous girl in one of your productions. (your excuse for not using newer talent, given in the second post of this string, is laughable)
Another thing that often suprisingly happens is that a scene which is genuinly stimulating occurs ! The last "Star Whores" I watched, seemed just to consist of 4 babes rolling around on a mattress rubbing each others fannies ! I thought it was just a 5 minute clip put on a loop, and made to last 30 minutes !
Not once was there a groping or licking of breasts, not once was there a licking of tongues or kissing, you know just to break up the monotany . In other words boring shit !

Overall marks

Phil McC' E-
"Big" Jim D+

Must try harder .
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