Film Plot - Phil McC read!

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Film Plot - Phil McC read!

Post by joe king »

Title : Porn to be free
an original screenplay concept
by Joe King

Romance: A sexy district attorney teams up with a plug ugly dog to find the true meaning of love. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a nun. By the end of the movie they have sex with 2 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.
Think It's a Beautiful Life meets blow-up.


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joe king

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Only dogs pee on the pavement
by Joe King


There you are, lounging around the Hell's Angels' clubhouse wearing nothing but a bustier, garter belt, black stockings and 6" stiletto heels when suddenly the alarm clock goes off. Surprised, you put fresh batteries in the butt plug and are happy to see the Avon lady masturbating. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you start dancing seductively, elated by the size of the zuchini that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's some Chippendale dancers sucking, fucking, licking and spanking. Being the gracious host, you blow all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of jism as 3 people are now writhing in a pile on the hood of the car eating. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people eating at once.

Suddenly you look up and see a film crew staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They grab the incriminating Polaroids and run and you tie them up and hand them to the dominatrix as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.
Puzzled

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Post by Puzzled »

Whats it got to do with BGAFD?
lowry

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Post by lowry »

Your'e not a regular reader then Puzzled if you were then you'd be used to his flights of fancy. Sorry Joe love your'e posts really
Phil McC

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Post by Phil McC »

Nice scripts Joe I will send them to Warner brothers they could be used for something as big as Charlies Angels 2 which I know they are planning. Keep up the good work,
Phil McC
ps Violet liked them to,
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