A funny story about a certain model

[andy at handiwork]

'3. A pint of Doom Bar.'

Have you noticed its not been up to scratch lately. I've had a few less than remarkable pints of it past couple of days in several pubs.

'10. A street with no litter in it.'

Oh, dream on.

[paul jones]

10. A street with no litter on it.

Hmmm - I see a new theme for you, "Petgirls Clean Up" - in which a girl in a collar is sent out to retreive all the litter....

[MarkE]

Simon, love your work... should've got Michelle back:

Michelle

She's very reliable!

Btw... Don't be perturbed, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery!!

Oh, while I'm here, got some Tigerr content on LucyAlexandra.com I bought in... when Tigerr's next up north, would be interested in shooting

[Don Roobles]

at least you were in a nice warm room..i hope

try waiting in a freezing carpark,camera at the ready to get a text saying sorry i missed the train...after the model was booked 3 weeks in advance i didnt wait of course i drove home

welcome to the club!!!

[Benson_Media]

Andy, absolutely..that's why I've switched to drinking stuff like London Pride and Sam Smiths OBB. They are more freely available, obviously. Doesn't have the spice of Doom but sometimes, that makes it easier to drink..lots.

Mark..hehe. Interesting site. Petgirls Michelle, Vickie, Holly, Shay.

Don, you know you love it. The cold, the sleaze, the grunge. Just get some thermal long-johns like what I have. Ok, they're NOT on trend..especially if you cop off with some young totty...but you've got to keep the barrel warm or it won't fire.

[one eyed jack]

Without knowing what model you are referring to but I find a lot of new girls to be just amateur in general. They dont bring the right attire for the work required

The industry itself is fine. The industry is allabot those other quality girls mentioned, Shay, Vickie et al. Its not fair to generalise the industry with a lot of new girls coming up because they are still in amateur status

The busines sis fast moving and while the boyfriend gave his girlf that advice, try looking at it as a protective comment than make him out to be a suitcase pimp. She may well have been stung by a lesser known and not so professional attitude to the work

This shit happens in Europe too. Ive had too many a giggle at a certain producer in Europe who used to scream that models are "fucking retards" (I know, not nice) but when you have to shoot for clients you just want to get the job done top spec as best as possible

I had a similar experience recently with a producer who called me in to freelance produce a girl girl project and charged me with getting the girls. One established model said no and proceeded to send me abusive texts for the next two and a half hours. It all started from me saying "Ok" to her "no" to the job

Seriously, I am happy working with couples. Sometimes I get to stay for Sunday dinner. I love my shoots nice and cosy where I leave people in a happy place. It just looks to me the porn industry at alarge is not as fun as it used to be

[derrick76]

The suitcase pimp reference fits him in my case because he came across as 'the muscle' not realising that his little act wasn't intimidating me.

[Benson_Media]

OEJ wrote:

>Without knowing what model you are referring to but I find a lot of new girls to >be just amateur in general. They dont bring the right attire for the work >required

>The industry itself is fine. The industry is allabot those other quality girls >mentioned, Shay, Vickie et al. Its not fair to generalise the industry with a lot of >new girls coming up because they are still in amateur status
>

I disagree on all your points.

I've shot a lot of new models who have just been fine and a lot of established models that are useless. The best example is the model in question who is well established not a new model.

I'm not sure why it's not fair to generalise about the industry, but it's ok for you to generalise about all new girls.

The industry is not fine. Unless you think it's fine to be uncompetitive, shoddily produced and undermined by a prudish society and a dickensian legal system.

[JamesnotBond]

Doom Bar has not been the same since Molson Coors bought Sharp's Brewery.

[sparky]

Regarding new / amateur / occasional models last year my best shoot was with a model who fits in this category - why because she was co-operative and worked hard delivered the content as we had discussed rather than reasons (excuses) not to.

In comparison the worst (least productive) shoot was with a model who considered herself very experienced and professional yet was full of reasons (excuses) why she could not deliver content despite, as always, having been sent detailed emails describing what she would be required to wear and do before she accepted the booking.