Fake Cum ? Suggestions ?

[puretotty]

Yes that's right not all things in PORN are real (SHOCK FACE)

I have a project cumming up (pardon the pun) where there is a need of loads of fake cum... I wonder what would be good to use ?

I know once someone suggested some shampoo which apparerlently is a dead ringer for cum... but as the girl will need to take the load in her mouth/over her face I dont think she's going to want to literally be blowing bubbles !

Anyone know any sweet ideas ? Oh no that sounded like another pun ! Can you buy something like this or make it up ?

Suggestions welcome

[Peter]

In the past I've use conditioner rather than shampoo, or oatmeal juice.

Take some oatmeal put it in a muslin type cloth bag, (or an old sock if you don't care!) soak it, squeeze out the liquid, thicken to taste.

A very thin icing sugar solution can also be used if you want sweetness.

[one eyed jack]

Gaviscon cough syrup....Hope I'm not assassinated for giving away trade secrets like that.

Just bring the suitcase full of cash to South Mimms services. See you in an hour

[Cornish Chris]

Pina-colada mix from Asda or Tesco works as a good substitute, about ?2.99 for a litre bottle and quite tasty (but a biy sweet for my taste).

[qwertyell]

I've always thought that the left over starchy water after cooking up a batch of white rice was a dead ringer for spooge...

[rgb]

...and you can get Gavascon in handy cum-quantity sachets!

[puretotty]

I so forgot about Gaviscon !!! Man I am getting old... I used it once and it was good, mind you dispensing it out of a water pistol was not a great idea as it nearly took her eye out !

Wonder what would be better to dispense it ?

[Ozzie]

icing sugar............

[videokim]

You will be shot at dawn for that Terry lol!

[puretotty]

Dont shoot him Kim... I had used Gaviscon once before (just forgot) the funny thing is I got the mint one which is PINK... hmmmm not very realistic lol