The Brits Are Blowing #3 -boring

[joe king]

I have just seen the most boring porn film I've ever seen. On sexview they showed 'The Brits are Blowing #3'. Maybe this was a feminist movie as the men are treated like pieces of meat, they rarely move and are just appendages to be sucked by some girls - actually maybe this was a necrophilia movie and the guys were really dead. The scenes were nearly all the same, a girl says she likes sucking cock, she sucks cock and bobs her head a bit, the guys move the long hair that gets in the way of the useless and uncreative camera/lighting and then the guys spunks up on the mouth/face of the girl who then oozes some sperm out for the camera.

I must set the benchmark for the 'most boring porn film ever' to 'The Brits are Blowing #3' - viewing this caused actual physical pain.



From the db you seem to have missed Teoni and Sandie Davies in the cast.

[alec]

Thanks.

[jj]

What did you expect from a BJ-driven flick? Not my cup of tea, either, so I wouldn't have bothered in the first place: not even for 'review' purposes.

[joe king]

There are good bj movies and there are bad bj movies - this one was a real bad one, the subject isn't the problem but how they it make is. Dead, lifeless and mechanical, this made the girls skills at giving head look terrible, Sandie was the least boring - because she stroked her pussy!

[jj]

Mind you, Nasty can't make a decent fuck-flick either.
He rarely if ever does the girls justice.

[Bill Malone]

I agree. I've yet to see Mr Nasty do anything interesting on camera.

The Brits Are Coming 2 he had the chance to set TVs alight the world over as Laura Singer was finally paid enough to try anal...but did it?

One position. One camera. Obvious cues (he gives her a nudge to make her say, unconvincingly, "Fuck me up the arse!"). One person, Dick Nasty, a little passed it, not convinced a girl like Laura would want to do this if money wasn't involved.

This sounds like it was filmed by Ben Dover, it sreally hould have ben a lot more exciting. Rebakah's first anal was terrific. What a wasted op.

[jj]

Exactly. Even when handed a golden opportunity, he once again blew it big-time.

[Bayleaf]

From the cast list it looks like a co-production with the Brits are Cumming 5 and 6. I have just watched these (for review purposes you understand jj) and can say that even with all the bits put in (including anal and facials) they're still pretty boring shows.

And as for Dick, his physical performance is past its sell-by date but unfortunately he hasn't got the talent to be able to move into directing. Time to return to selling cars methinks Dick.

[JP]

I have to agree, having watched both on Sex View TV both movies were a load of rubbish, the only thing I can give Dick Nasty credit on is his ability to find the shabbiest looking sets/hotel rooms going, there literally is NO expense spared.

JP

[joe king]

I forgot to mention that the background music they used was amazingly irritating (I think it was also used in 'slick: gone in 69 seconds') - it flattened the natural sounds.