Superdick/Mario Req

[woodgnome]

don't forget the snorkel!

[Rebekah]

i told u i need to be shown how to use the snorkel what kind of girl do u think i am, "brazen hussy" do i hear u mumble, ok i admit it, i am!!! xxxxxxx

[Shaun]

what about chopping off his pony tail and using hairspray to give that 'an erection' to satisfy your needs, cause it is long overdue for Mario's hair to be restyled. Any suggestions please post below. I was going to mention the above on an earlier posting but thought better of it.

[woodgnome]

"brazen hussy" - the two sweetest words in the english language!;-)

the great thing about the snorkel is that you can use it internally, externally or even - if your very flexible - both at the same time!!

i may give an evening class in snorkelling if there's sufficient demand. can i put you down for it? i've noticed that you already have a school uniform, which would be compulsory, of course.

[Rebekah]

school uniform, no problem in fact you have a choice of what colour u would prefer!

[Rebekah]

I love his long hair, it stays, as its me who runs my hands through it thankyou xx

[woodgnome]

the colour was the last thing on my mind!!

perhaps you could turn up with a selection of outfits and do a little catwalk thing? (steady woodgnome!)