Hilarious rates of pay

[glamourchicks]

oli, i like ur style !!! lol GC

[BUSTED BALLS]

hahah its really laughable, I liked and offered a girl the going rate for ball busting which is between 40-60 per hour, she comes back with a ?1000....then she said she would accept ?700.00 as if she was doing me a favour...

[Daz Savage]

What? No BJ???
I'd expect to be rimmed to death for two grand!..


...what is rimming anyway?

[oli_cortez]

I believe rimming was an old wooden ship used during the civil war era.

[pinkbits69]

I thought rimming was another 70's tradition, the coloured sugar rim around the glass !shrug!

[Daz Savage]

Oh yes of course I remember...
I can recall my mother singing me that age-old lullaby:

"Rimming in the rigging
Rimming in the rigging
Rimming in the rigging
'cos there's fuck-all else to do!"
Lyrics by John Joseph Lydon, courtesy of EMI & Virgin records.

...what the fuck is a virgin?

[Snow Patrol]

I thought 'rimming' was a character in red dwarf?

[Tequila_Woods]

Thats "Rimmer" Snow Patrol.

[Billy69]

people like that make me laugh its just there way of saying no they dont want to do it it would make a lot of sence and save time wasting if they say im not interested
bye for now

[Daz Savage]

Coloured?
I thought that was non-PC.
You mean West-Indian sugar surely?