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[William Vague]

My Friends,

Today is the day you must decide who is to be given the honour of governing this fair land for the next 5 years.

To those of you who are still to decide, let me say this:

Vote Conservative and I promise to send my missus round to Phil McCavity to get her rump humped on video.

Remember, a vote for us is not a vote for the other guy.

"Big Willy" Vague

[Matt]

Looks like you're going to have more time on your hands from now on then, Willy

[BRIAN THE SNAIL]

WILLY....

I'd far rather shag your wife than Anthony Wedgewood Bluur's.

Ffyon is great looking and a thoroughly decent type of girl..

Cherry is pig ugly...... YAK

Love,

Brian