ITV TALK SHOW...

[Peter]

Trumpton wrote:

> Just how low into the sewers will ITV descend? They are
> currently operating from their lowest point in their history.
> What will their highly paid "researchers" come up with next?
> Will we be inflicted with programming showing actual
> fornication? Don't rule it out - ITV are that desperate
> they'll show literally anything!

I still think 'celebrity russian roulette' or 'celebrity saw' (a sort of big brother house, but run along the lines of the Saw films) would be good.

[spider]

Now that's something I would watch!

[paul jones]

Bet you they are interns, working for free for a year, in the hope of getting work.

At least the casting couch was honest (mine is, anyway)

[katiek]

I fancy applying for a laugh... BUT... only if One Eyed Jack gives me an ear piece wired up to a microphone that he's shouting insults down for me to repeat AND I can be naked at the same time... AND cry AND then shout that I was forced to be there by the horrible porn producers who also forced me to be in the industry... sound like a plan????

[one eyed jack]

Er ok then. Since you put it like that.

You're probably right there. Gripes validated. !laugh!

[a m playlist]

katiek wrote:

> I fancy applying for a laugh... BUT... only if One Eyed Jack
> gives me an ear piece wired up to a microphone that he's
> shouting insults down for me to repeat AND I can be naked at
> the same time... AND cry AND then shout that I was forced to be
> there by the horrible porn producers who also forced me to be
> in the industry... sound like a plan????
>
>


Hmm - female porn performer goes on ITV2 show and does an "impromptu" strip-cum-streak.

Now that would be something worth watching!

[mrchapel]

You do know that by employing that talentless scientlogist bitch Peaches, you`re supporting and financing a dangerous cult that brainwashes, intimidates, abuses and robs its members and detractors.
Why not go the whole hog and see if you can get Bin Laden to do a tv chat show?
Actually I`d pay good money to watch angry muslims stone that dumb cunt to death

[one eyed jack]

You do know that by employing that talentless scientlogist bitch Peaches, you`re supporting and financing a dangerous cult that brainwashes, intimidates, abuses and robs its members and detractors.


Sounds like the media in general !happy!

[paul jones]

She's a Scientologist?

Poor girl.

Here are some classic quotes by L Ron Hubbard. Turning the other cheek and meek and mild it ain't.

http://www.xenu.net/archive/infopack/5.htm

[countb]

great reply fuckin hilarious.