HELP HELP HELP

[Lizard]

Sorry, I was just trying to be dramatic.

Is this the same girl,

as this:

Same Michelle, waddya think, or is it a specsavers 2 for 1 visit for me?

ps, who won the footy final,who came second?

[jj]

I fear your optician is going to charge you a lot of money....
.....as I assume you will have to have a very special lacertine prescription.
And United came second, they scoring a Duck-egg and the others a Pair.

[Looozard]

I challenge you to look very closely, very very closely, and I think you may have to recant your statement, or I could be nearing total blindness.

[joe king]

the eyebrows are more bushy on 2nd
the 1st has a cleft in the chin (2nd doesn't)
the side that the hair is parted is different

[Lizard]

Well thats that then, I,m off to lock meself in me room and listen to 3 phil collins albums on the trot as a penance, mind you when you blow the pictures up, they do look similar, but M1
looks older

[jj]

I have had a long, hard think about the football, and stand by what I said.
Oh, and I had a look at those two DIFFERENT girls.....
Off to invest in Ophthalmic stocks, expecting an imminent surge..

[Lizard. conceding..a bit]

The words cheeky and bastard spring to mind, still I will bow to your superior vision, and as Joe,s had a look...well thats as good as yer motor passing it,s m.o.t...

I still thinkkkkk.....

could be trick photography, you can do a lot with paint shop pro
you know.

[jj]

But not yet, alas, to DNA........

[Mart]

Well Lizard do you now believe that too much does cause blindness.

Mart

[Dr Doolittle]

I recommend TWO pairs of (very small) boxing-gloves........