Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?

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tinker bell

Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?

Post by tinker bell »

Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian, Claudia Caselli was advertised as an Indian in the Indian Babes mag, but she is not a real Indian, thinks she is Italian.

Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?
magoo

Re: Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?

Post by magoo »

Well Caselli is obviously an Italian name but if her parents are Indian then whats your problem? Jade Newman is from Catford in South London but she still counts as British Asian. Do you want to see every girls parents passport and birth certificate? If its girls who actually are FROM India rather than girls of Asian origin your after then thats a different kettle of fish (balti of fish?). Theres an Asian lad from my neck of the woods who posts on this forum. He is an expert on this stuff. He has a load of porn actually filmed in India with "real" Indian girls.

I mean, what next? Forumites demanding to know if Ben Dover is really from Kent.
Lizard

Re: Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?

Post by Lizard »

Is he?
magoo

Re: Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?

Post by magoo »

According to legend he is. And you know that huge chalk cock on a hill somewhere? Well Druids made that as a tribute to Ben. And in ancient cave-man drawings in erm caves, if you look carefully you will see a fierce man who kills his prey with a quick splat in the eye. Well thats Bens early work. Anyway I am off to visit him tomorrow at The Twighlight Years Home For Bewildered Porn Folk(Marcus should be in there but he keeps climbing out of the toilet window to go to Threshers) so if you want any of that Sanatogen Viagra Blend just ask.

And I have noticed most of the nurses who look after Ben wear goggles and a few have eye patches. I cant think why.
Lizard

Re: Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?

Post by Lizard »

He,s still doing summat right though if they only wear eye goggles eh!
btw. I,m glad I never shoplifted from your area.
magoo

Re: Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?

Post by magoo »

Oh dont worry about him Lizard. He short changed me and everyone else so many times we laughed our tits off when he got nicked. He keeps moaning about how "oop north" smells of coal smoke. Not any more it doesnt! Cheers Maggie.

Do you eat crickets? Just wondered. My friend who is a toad reckons you lizards eat owt.
Lizard

Re: Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?

Post by Lizard »

Of a Friday evening, there,s nowt better than an Indian..whoops doesn,t quite sound right that..
magoo

Re: Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?

Post by magoo »

Well as a lizard you might prefer the bluebottle dansak? Just a thought. I gather those flies are pretty tasty and with your long lizard tongue......Ah so thats why Jo left me for you! Its your tongue!
Lizard

Re: Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?

Post by Lizard »

BTW, Maggsy, I forgot to ask, did J.B dribble on the pillow when she stayed at yours, only when I woke up this morning there was gob everywhere, then I made her a cricket buttie, and she dashed off to read the weather..
Lizard

Re: Cassie Conway is she a REAL Indian?

Post by Lizard »

And she left her dirty underwear on the floor, I mean... what am I supposed to do with that???
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