Dont let this happen to you in MFI.
A woman walks into a Furniture Store. She browses around, then spots the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely leather sofa?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when you hear the price."
Buying Furniture. O/T
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true to life magoo when i visited whiteleys shopping centre and saw a 1,200 sofa its a wind up surely.
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yes i was gonna say made a error already its gonna. one of those days late night last night
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Must be a big place with 1200 sofas. Did you count them correctly?
BTW Ben Dover looks more like Theresa May than Ronnie Biggs.
He did use to look like Rod Stewart about 20 years ago.
BTW Ben Dover looks more like Theresa May than Ronnie Biggs.
He did use to look like Rod Stewart about 20 years ago.
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If she was sitting on it she could then ask for a reduction because it was shop-soiled.
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