Large Labia

[pork sword]

leslie ash has huge lips........sorry wrong type of lips,mind you she does look a cunt..... emmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Neil Morrissey]

Are you slagging my bird off? Dick for Brains.

[magoo]

Yeah. I Enjoyed her Uncle Bengamin scene. Real orgasm if I am not mistaken. Another forumite moaned about her not washing her hair but he is a well known ecentric so we will let that pass:.)

[magoo]

Benjamin is the correct spelling but seeing as how the name and concept is fictional I will spell it how I like.

Anyway why does the pervy old goat not post here any longer? I guess he doesnt need any publicity or hype as his stuff sells like hot cakes and flies off the shelves faster than shit off a shovel.

[SID THE PENDANT]

I do believe Penfold would have said "Cripes Chief..!!"

Yours ever....

SID xx

[Les Dennis]

Oi Morrissey, you wife stealing slag.
You may have read that I have taken to thrusting my family fortune upon the collected cloaca of women that throw themselves at me.....
It's all good practice for when I get you down a dark alley (phnaar phnaar) and find out just exactly what our survey really says....




Still.....Holden McGroy.......er I mean Les Dennis

[steve56]

hey les,you remind me of my girlfriends husband,apparentley he is going to break evrey bone in my body if i call her mobile number again.

[alec]

And what precisely are you hanging from?

Alec the PEDANT.

[jj]

Heh heh...the biter bit.

[magoo's psychiatrist]

....back on the shampoo-kick again, I see.......time for some more therapy, I tink.......