Modern bulbs AREN'T as sexy as old gas-lamps. And they're worth a lot less at auction.
Off to me sun-bed now.....where's me instant tan?
Censorship
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Officer Dibble
Re: Censorship
"I expect I am one of those who annoy you with irrelevant joke posts eh Dibble?"
Actually no. At least not until just now when you posted a contrived scripted joke that appears to have been adapted from the 1968 Beano Annual.
"ramblings and observations"
Forget about the ramblings, we've already got one supremely accomplished resident rambler on here. But observations are always fascinating, be they amusing or otherwise.
"Anyway your constant postings about how crap modern porn girls are might also be tiresome to some."
I'm sure.
Officer Dibble.
Actually no. At least not until just now when you posted a contrived scripted joke that appears to have been adapted from the 1968 Beano Annual.
"ramblings and observations"
Forget about the ramblings, we've already got one supremely accomplished resident rambler on here. But observations are always fascinating, be they amusing or otherwise.
"Anyway your constant postings about how crap modern porn girls are might also be tiresome to some."
I'm sure.
Officer Dibble.
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magoo
Re: Censorship
It was the 1978 Beano annual actually. I believe the Beano is popular reading amongst Dibbles(I always called the Old Bill "Dibbles" before you nicked the name) and also bitter pornographers who drive german automobiles.
Here is a true story. Me and my mate were once getting grilled by CID for a drunken incident on the local university roof. I tried to explain to DS ***** that it was a minor drunken jape and not a burglary. He replied by saying he had read more likely stories in the Beano. I then said "really? I stopped buying the Beano years ago." Needless to say my mate got bail and I did not. It never pays to be clever with a copper.
I was always more of a Dandy man meself.
Here is a true story. Me and my mate were once getting grilled by CID for a drunken incident on the local university roof. I tried to explain to DS ***** that it was a minor drunken jape and not a burglary. He replied by saying he had read more likely stories in the Beano. I then said "really? I stopped buying the Beano years ago." Needless to say my mate got bail and I did not. It never pays to be clever with a copper.
I was always more of a Dandy man meself.