O/T Bum Billboard

[buttsie]

Capacity to give a good handjob

Its why I always kiss a womens hand...surveying the prospective produce first

The features I like most in a women

eyes,nose,mouth,hair,personality,breasts,bum,legs,earlobes,stomache and hips



cheers
B..OZ

[jj]

...who, unlike males, have them situated in different places

[Dr Frankenstein]

...you missed: oesophagus/appendix/cochlea/Islets of Langerhans.

[Lizard]

Quite right my friend, Islets of Langerhans,very important, who want to date a woman with a dodgy pancreas.

[jj]

Could be very messy.
On the other hand she wouldn't be forever mainlining chocolate...

[Cornish Chris]

Buttsie for once I am in total and full agreement with you !!

Yup its the eyes that do it for me closely followed by your list in exactly that order.

Eyes mmmmmmmmmm the passageway to the soul.

Christ all this Valentines malarky has made me go all mushy.

Cheers Cornish Chris.

[custard]

it's the council for me

[Ruhbarb]

Wondered where you had got to

[Roobarb]

Do you mean me?
I had the best theme music EVER........diddley dee, diddley dee, diddley dee dee dee....
.....well, makes a change from going 'woof'.