Capacity to give a good handjob
Its why I always kiss a womens hand...surveying the prospective produce first
The features I like most in a women
eyes,nose,mouth,hair,personality,breasts,bum,legs,earlobes,stomache and hips
cheers
B..OZ
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..the female of the species is........
...who, unlike males, have them situated in different places 

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...you missed: oesophagus/appendix/cochlea/Islets of Langerhans.
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Quite right my friend, Islets of Langerhans,very important, who want to date a woman with a dodgy pancreas.
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Could be very messy.
On the other hand she wouldn't be forever mainlining chocolate...
On the other hand she wouldn't be forever mainlining chocolate...
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Buttsie for once I am in total and full agreement with you !!
Yup its the eyes that do it for me closely followed by your list in exactly that order.
Eyes mmmmmmmmmm the passageway to the soul.
Christ all this Valentines malarky has made me go all mushy.
Cheers Cornish Chris.
Yup its the eyes that do it for me closely followed by your list in exactly that order.
Eyes mmmmmmmmmm the passageway to the soul.
Christ all this Valentines malarky has made me go all mushy.
Cheers Cornish Chris.
blue is the colour
Do you mean me?
I had the best theme music EVER........diddley dee, diddley dee, diddley dee dee dee....
.....well, makes a change from going 'woof'.
I had the best theme music EVER........diddley dee, diddley dee, diddley dee dee dee....
.....well, makes a change from going 'woof'.