suckle brothers DVD HELP!!!

[shaneyboy666]

I am new to this site and am just wondering if the latest Television X show, "The Suckle Brothers", is out on DVD and if not when???
It basically stars these two really Ugly blokes who are apparantly brothers. I marvelled at it's authenticity and Brashness of the directors.
Help Anyone???

[tvxmole]

Full and uncensored versions of episodes 1-4 of The Suckle Brothers can be found on our hardcore website http://www.televisionx.com with episode 5 to be uploaded shortly.

As for whether this will be put on DVD at a later date I don't know yet. When I do have any further info I'll let you know. Seeing as how we haven't finished putting all the episodes on the website yet I'm really not sure how long that'll be sorry.

If you want to see the hardcore versions the website would be your best bet though

Here's an episode guide for you as well!

Episode one: Tilly Hardy
Episode two: Tia Layne
Episode three: Kandy
Episode four: Paige Ashley
Episode five: Emma Butt

[laralatex]

I can help you:
Jimslip filmed and directed the series, that's his 'creativity'. With me filming the xxx show.

It might be on Strictly Broadband if they BBFC it (fingers crossed). But TVX mole would obviously know more on that matter.

I don't think the guys are ugly! !confused!
That's Jigster and Peter Oh Tool.

[shaneyboy666]

Sorry Lara that ,"ugly" comment was a bit of tongue in cheek,i didn't want to sound shallow or anything like that. What i really meant was that from what i saw they were not what you would call conventionally good-looking. But thats what makes the british porn industry what it is,we do not want preemed up arrogant adonisis's with muscles, it would be boring and pointless. It would not appeal.
Lara am i right in saying i can bet a top dollar so many good-looking guys have walked through your door thinking thier handsome faces and ripped bodies are enough,only to walk out again knowing they don't have anywhere near what it takes, anybody who does not know that clearly does not know the porn industry. Despite being a fairly decent-looking guy myself,i am actually a photographer and most of the people i have worked with,including myself would not make it into the porn industry,
So i salute the likes of Jimslip,Pascal, Jigster and Frank Thring as Mark Sloan and Clarke Kent are actually the anomolies in the business,and for the right reasons!!!
Keep up the good work!!!

[The Jigster]

Major funny!

shaneyboy666 wrote:

"It basically stars these two really Ugly blokes who are apparently brothers."

Pissed myself laughing when I come across this post!!!

Glad I'm getting noticed for all the right reasons, lol.

Lets hope me and my ugly brother have a sequel TVX series of The Suckle Brother 2 - always a pleasure making a stand for us ugly folk.

Regards

The Ug-ster...

[myson]

Hey Jigster,
Could I play your ugly dad? !laugh!

Myson
!oldie!

[The Jigster]

Sounds like a plan my man! Who's the Daddy, lol. Get in there myson... haha!

[jimslip]

Hi Jigster

""It basically stars these two really Ugly blokes who are apparently brothers."

Yes I've been rumbled, I scoured the entire land to find you and Peter surely the ugliest men in the whole of the UK! You can both join together with me in a "Cirque du Ugliness", where maybe we can all start a circus of freaks together and travel the UK, we'll rake in a fortune! I'm already working on the advertising:

ROLL UP!-ROLL UP!-ROLL UP!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN COME AND SEE THE FREAK SHOW!!!!

For your delectation and thrills, that well known "FREAK OF NATURE" Jim Slip, brings you :

THE BIZZARRE!!!
THE STRANGE !!!
THE GROTESQUE !!!
THE MONSTROUS!!!

You will surely AVERT your eyes and QUAKE in your shoes as these MONSTERS OF NATURE parade WITHOUT SHAME in this VERY THEATRE. Unleashed and untethered, you will WITNESS the FOUL SIGHT of the JIGSTER and PETER O'TOOLE as they stroll WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD within inches of you. You will RECOIL IN HORROR as the JIGSTER approaches within mere inches of your face and growls,"You got a spare fag mate, I've just run out!!!"

WITNESS IF YOU WILL THE ELEPHANT MAN HIMSELF WHO IS SO REPULSED BY THIS THREESOME OF FOULNESS THAT HE HAS OFFERED FREE OF CHARGE TO OPEN THE EVENT BY HURLING ROTTING FRUIT AT THESE MONSTROSITIES!!!!!!

Witness below said ELEPHANT MAN on his way to the theatre with a large stick to BEAT the threesome with!!

[img]http://www.electricsheepmagazine.co.uk/ ... antman.jpg[/img]

THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE EVENING WILL BE WHEN THE ELEPHANT MAN HIMSELF, INVITES THE AUDIENCE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE JOLLY JAPE AND HIGH JINX OF HANGING THE FOUL THREESOME ON SPECIALLY PREPARED GALLOWS MUCH TO THE APPLAUSE AND GENERAL AMUSEMENT TO ALL!!!!!

!!!!!!AN EVENT NOT TO BE MISSED BY YOUNG AND OLD!!!!!

ROLL UP-ROLL UP-ROLL UP

!happy!

[cjohnson]

Jim, I think you've finally gone nuts mate!

[jimslip]

He always was and I LOVE him for it!!!!!! (jim would do silly smileys here)
Trouble is I thought his humour was bloody hilarious

Lara on jims sign in cos i cant log out on this comp!!!!!!!!!

Long Live THE SLIP!!

He'll like this


!cigar! !cigar! !cigar!