With due respect to my friens Louise and her "Liberated Party", it did not work.
I have therefore decided to launch the PORN PARTY as a serious contender to the other three political wankers who control our destiny. It will be along the lines of the Monster Raving Lunatic Party, headed by the much lamented Lord Sutch.
The PP has a very basic MANIFESTO:
(1) Sexual activity between consenting adults is legalised and openly available to all citizens.
[rest of manifesto edited by fascist moderator: too much exterminating, not enough fornicating]
PORN PARTY
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Lizard
Re: PORN PARTY
So thats what youve been doing, hatching the masterplan in your bunker! we might even get the two Theresa,s to agree on join.
I,m dusting me gang of 4 rosette down as I type.
Count me in...
I,m dusting me gang of 4 rosette down as I type.
Count me in...
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marcusallen
Re: PORN PARTY
Having done this, how the hell do I make it public, register it etc.
I need FREE lawyers, publicists, etc.
Drunk or not I am not letting go of this. I mean it.
ALL SERIOUS, repeat SERIOUS, leads are extremely welcome.
Ta
I need FREE lawyers, publicists, etc.
Drunk or not I am not letting go of this. I mean it.
ALL SERIOUS, repeat SERIOUS, leads are extremely welcome.
Ta
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Bayleaf
Re: PORN PARTY
Yeah right Marcus!
err..... Article 4, no more of those lovely eastern european babes coming here just for a job in front of the camera?
You'll have to drop that one, to get my vote.
err..... Article 4, no more of those lovely eastern european babes coming here just for a job in front of the camera?
You'll have to drop that one, to get my vote.
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jj
Re: PORN PARTY
Yep, Article 4 could provoke a Constitutional crisis and jeopardise what is otherwise a forward-looking. liberal agenda.
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marcusallen
Re: PORN PARTY
Bayleaf; and others who may wonder along the same lines:
All ladies, whatever their nationality/race/creed/colour, entering the UK for purely sexual pursuits, will be granted entry.
All ladies, whatever their nationality/race/creed/colour, entering the UK for purely sexual pursuits, will be granted entry.
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marcusallen
Re: PORN PARTY
JJ,
I care not a whit about Constitutional Crises, FUck em all. This is the whole poinyt/direction of the PP;
We want a change!!!!
I [personally do not give a flying fuck for any of our present MASTERS, on either side of the4 Atlantic.
Drunk or not I am deadly serious.
On the subject of drinking,taxes on booze will be slighty lowered, BUT, the penalty for Personal Abuse will remain the same.
WHEN I secure a potential Chancellor who is neither bent or suffering from delusions of grandeur, my Party will piblish a FINANCIAL PROSPECT>
I care not a whit about Constitutional Crises, FUck em all. This is the whole poinyt/direction of the PP;
We want a change!!!!
I [personally do not give a flying fuck for any of our present MASTERS, on either side of the4 Atlantic.
Drunk or not I am deadly serious.
On the subject of drinking,taxes on booze will be slighty lowered, BUT, the penalty for Personal Abuse will remain the same.
WHEN I secure a potential Chancellor who is neither bent or suffering from delusions of grandeur, my Party will piblish a FINANCIAL PROSPECT>
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Officer Dibble
Re: PORN PARTY
I thought Article 4 was the grooviest clause on there.
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