O/T...Fanny operation

[mutanthalibut]

A British woman went in to hospital to have a fanny tuck.
When she came round from the operation she had 3 bunches of flowers waiting for her.
1 was from the surgeon.
1 was from her husband.
1 was from a burns victim thanking her for his new ears.

[magoo]

Thats funny.... er I meant thats fanny!

magoo (hes got labia like a spaniels ears or is that my scrotum....anatomy is not my strong point)

[Lizard]

When do we get the punchline?

[jj]

...neither is zoology, apparently.

[magoo]

Why?

[jj]

Spaniel= dog.
Your ear= human?
My left leg= ?

[mutanthalibut]

Halibut= fish

therefore;

dog
human
leg
fish
=
A mermaid going round a bend on a golf course.

[jj]

I sink therefore I'm a halibut.