O/T...Fanny operation

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mutanthalibut

O/T...Fanny operation

Post by mutanthalibut »

A British woman went in to hospital to have a fanny tuck.
When she came round from the operation she had 3 bunches of flowers waiting for her.
1 was from the surgeon.
1 was from her husband.
1 was from a burns victim thanking her for his new ears.
magoo

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Post by magoo »

Thats funny.... er I meant thats fanny!

magoo (hes got labia like a spaniels ears or is that my scrotum....anatomy is not my strong point)
Lizard

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Post by Lizard »

When do we get the punchline?
jj

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Post by jj »

...neither is zoology, apparently.
magoo

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Post by magoo »

Why?
jj

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Post by jj »

Spaniel= dog.
Your ear= human?
My left leg= ?
mutanthalibut

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Post by mutanthalibut »

Halibut= fish

therefore;

dog
human
leg
fish
=
A mermaid going round a bend on a golf course.
jj

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Post by jj »

I sink therefore I'm a halibut.
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