O/O/O/T One for Lizard

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Shaun?

O/O/O/T One for Lizard

Post by Shaun? »

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks for a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God will get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.

"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, our marines could blow the shit out of him."
jj

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Post by jj »

Has Dick Cheney been apprised of this plan?
Wink Wink

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Post by Wink Wink »

Knowing the Americians they will proberly balls it up!
G.Bush

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Post by G.Bush »

Ha, Ha, Nice one Shaunee! yer a 3 star general.
Osama

Thanks for the heads up

Post by Osama »

Phew I almost fell for that one - thanks for the warning!

Honestly, since I've been dead everyone wnts to kill me - how ironic is that!
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