A Joke. O/T

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Lizard

A Joke. O/T

Post by Lizard »

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
steve56

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Post by steve56 »

what about a man goes to the doctors and says doctor evreytime i eat carrots i shit carrots,evreytime ieat greens i shit greens,eat peas shit peas,doctor was getting very irritated and suddenly said,why dont you eat shit?
jj

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Post by jj »

Tee Hee...
Caractacus

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Post by Caractacus »

Tea Hee, surely?
jj

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Post by jj »

Good point.
steve56

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Post by steve56 »

the penis is mightier than the sword![asort of joke]
jj

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Post by jj »

...so why do fencers wear groin-boxes?
The Fop

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Post by The Fop »

In case they need ?p?e, of course!

Sorry.
The Fop

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Post by The Fop »

Hmm, a joke that nobody's ever going to read. Story of my life.
steve56

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Post by steve56 »

you havent heard mine yet,that would take a lifetime eh
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