Wendy and squirting

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jj, irrelevantly.....

Re: Wendy and squirting

Post by jj, irrelevantly..... »

...is this 'Buttsei' thing part of the Pacific Rim doo-dah?
Getting on with the Nipponese, and all that?
All that WEIRDNESS could give one a SEIZURE necessitating the SCIENTIFIC administration of CODEINE through a VEIN.
steve56

Re: Wendy and squirting

Post by steve56 »

magoo wrote:
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> ....oh dear oh dear oh dear....poor lad.

think ill have a lie down[with wendy]
Ace

Re: Wendy and squirting

Post by Ace »

Wendy is WELL out of your league, son ;-)
magoo

Re: Wendy and squirting

Post by magoo »

I am calling him Buttsei because he keeps correcting me over my spelling mistakes of "i before e except after c". I of course am too polite to point out that he uses "too" and "to" in the wrong context. And then theres Lizard who uses commas instead of apostrophes.

I blame Ace. He started the spelling wars. He will be correcting the Iraqis spelling come the end of the month.
steve56

Re: Wendy and squirting

Post by steve56 »

Ace wrote:
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> Wendy is WELL out of your league, son ;-)that was just a joke ace
steve56

Re: Wendy and squirting

Post by steve56 »

inever knew ace was a teacher.
jj

Re: Wendy and squirting

Post by jj »

Try reading my post again, especially the bits in caps.
God, this is hard work......
magoo

Re: Wendy and squirting

Post by magoo »

Sorry JJ. I missed the last part of your post first time I read it. Very good. Tres drole. I usually only read the first sentence of your posts as going any further makes me fall asleep.

Only joking. Your actually a very interesting man and you are in no way an inducer of narcolepsy.
jj

Re: Wendy and squirting

Post by jj »

Right: back to the point.
Has anyone actually TASTED this squirty stuff (I'm thinking Marino here....)? I ask because like thee, I suspect the ejected fluid is actually very dilute urine.
Casting my mind a good way back to a lady I knew, who was prone to such incontinence, all I can recall is the usual vaginal odour on my fingers.
Bayleaf

Re: Wendy and squirting

Post by Bayleaf »

Not sure you're right on this one Magoo old chap.

This very topic was discussed by the Agony Aunt in yesterday's Kilburn Times and the Willesden Chronicle (I jest not). A female correspondent was alarmed by excessive secretions at orgasm which were putting her boyfriend off. She was reassured that these were perfecty normal.

I don't suppose Dr Barbara is in the business of hyping up squirting for porn-fans so we must ,regrettably, accept it as a medical fact.


Bayleaf MD
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