The OLD one,s are the best O/T

[magoo]

Lizard. Are you a psychic? How did you know about that time I grabbed an exposed live wire from a broken outdoor light fitting while drunk? When I sobered up I had to attend my local hospital and got wired up to an ECG to check me heart was OK and I had to piss in a cardboard container to check for internal burns, and got xrayed to see if I had broken anything falling down the steps. Not fun. There have been other alcohol related mishaps but I wont bore you with the details. I really ought to build a special padded room with only soft objects in and only drink while in there ......or stop getting hideously drunk.

[buttsie]

My suggestion would be buy either of the following

Ice Hockey Goalkeeping equipment-minus the stick and puck for obvious reasons...I can see the slap shot now as rebounds of the wall and back into your face

Some Grid Iron padding and especially the helmet

You'll Have to practice drinking through a straw which could be lethal

cheers
B...OZ

[jj]

Or a kendo mask: apparently the Samurai used to drink through broken arrow-shafts (made from reed-stems).
But I think we've all got quite enough pain in our lives without having to face it sober as well.......

[mike johnson]

"Beer is living proof that God loves us & wants us to be happy."

--Ben Franklin

[Chairman Miow]

Mike
If his successors had followed the same line without the chickenlivers capitulating to (forget her name) idiot prohibitionists, Organised Crime as we know it would never have happened.
But then neither would the mega-fortunes of people like Joe Kennedy et al.

I shall now set up a special Holy Communion Shrine(temporary) to the great Sir JW. (Been practising for a while, so now have an even bretter reason).

[mike johnson]

Ah, revered Chairman Miow, I myself swore off the hard stuff these 20 years past, for sake of me liver & me few remaining functioning gray cells.... but for me it were bourbon, nary scotch. His Highness, George Dickel.....Tho a good shot of Tanqueray when a mate would buy it was a great treat!