What we really mean. O/T

[Lizard]

40-ish..................49
Adventurer..............Slept with all your friends
Athletic................No tits
Average looking.........Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure......Medicated
Feminist............... Ugly ball buster
Free spirit.............Junkie
Friendship first........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun.....................Annoying
Gentle..................Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age.............. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned...........Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............ Desperate
Outgoing................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate..............Sloppy drunk
Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional............Certified Bitch
Redhead.................Bad dye-job
Romantic............ Looks better by candle light
Social..................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray

Wants Soulmate..........Stalker
Widow...................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart..........Old bat

[jj]

More illusions shattered......

[John Mason]

I think at one stage or another I've been out with ALL of the above.....I supose I'd get the arse sued off me if I started putting names to the listing......

[buttsie]

One for "beyond the grave"

just name them in your will as i have

To be read out at the reading of the will

Sweet revenge

cheers
b...OZ