Luxury London Penthouse for Glamour Shoots Only

[Daz Savage]

Surely you don't need the money mate!
!grin!

[Benson_Media]

Sorry mate..we applied for info on this..but I just read it's 'Glamour only'..

We don't do glamour. It don't pay the rent.

Well, it might pay yours

[SpunkySam]

Dont worry about it bensons he never replys anyway.

[Daz Savage]

I don't imagine he blanks everyone - just you.
Let's face it - with names like "Spunkyfaces" & "BUKKAKESLAVE" you've scared the crap out of the poor bloke.
If I had that apartment I wouldn't want to be mopping up bucketloads of strangers jizz every morning.
Bad enough mopping up my own!
!grin!

[SpunkySam]

Even so its still professional to reply to any email even if its to state thanks for your enquiry but this is not the type of shoot we are looking for.

My enquiry was for a glamour/art nude shoot for my photography portfolio.

[Daz Savage]

Yes, quite agree.
I was only joking.
To be fair, actually I would have anyone in my apartment for one very good reason...
I've checked out this location and the rents/mortgages are such that they will be a weight round the neck of anyone not in prime financial health at the moment... so I wouldn't turn anyone down.
But either way, you're right it's the done thing to answer all emails.

[Benson_Media]

"..Let's face it - with names like "Spunkyfaces" & "BUKKAKESLAVE" you've scared the crap out of the poor bloke.
If I had that apartment I wouldn't want to be mopping up bucketloads of strangers jizz every morning..."

How very dare you!

Occasionally, we have been known to shoot 'implied jizz'.

[SpunkySam]

Lol Implied Jizz

[Daz Savage]

Well that's okay then, I'll clean that off my walls with an implied bucket and sponge.
!grin!