Just purchased "Virtual Sex with Tara Patrick".Where can I get such a cheapo watch and spray on dark hair for my arm? Bit like a gyno though - reminds me of the les joke doing the rounds' bout the lady lover visiting her gyno" cleanest vagina I've ever seen Madam, how do you maintain such a spotless standard?"
Oh I have a women come in twice a week!" (Thanks to FHM and now Men's World). {Is the real author out there?}.