UKAP Male Auditions 20th August: CANCELLED!

[Dave Wells]

A sad but all to famaliar reflection of the average Mr Britain yet again. These guys should just go along - take viagra or cialis or whatever it's called and don't tell anyone. Dumbo's - all of em !

[one eyed jack]

Hey Paul. I hope to see you at the next meeting if you can make it, especially the barbecue and social after.

Looks like I have a few people to get through already out of the hundred odd attending.

[Ron T. Storm]

Hi Terry,

Maybe we should have the audition over the barbeque. See whose arse gets red hot first. lol.

Was great meeting you guys a few months back and looking forward to chatting to all of you at the party.

Storm.

[The Jigster]

I can't work it out, when went to the UKAP last year I was well up for it, and that was a much harder set up than this year and I Knew that even before walking in to the Doll Theatre and meeting George, which was an eye openener, and that got me even more fired up to prove myself.

I think these guy's stop and think and realise, that really deep down in their sorry little heart's that they don't want it, and maybe wake-up and smell the coffee, think I can't do that whilst people are watching me, der!!! That's porn fella's, whether people are watching you on the screen or they are right there in the room what is the difference? None for me!!! But hey that me I suppose.

Cheers
Jig

[The Jigster]

Details on the way over fella, top man.

Jig

[Jayce Xaveri]

Hey there Paul
I'm a veteran, I've been around for over 5 years now..
And still going strong...

But also I feel disappointed for Terry and the crew,
I'm sure Terry put alot of time into this.
So i hope it goes ahead in September...

Jayce

[Keni]

Terry, well... nuff said above I guess mate. Good luck for next time. I wont lose sleep.

I am in budapest right now but if your over Prague this weekend for def then i'll jump on a flight and lets link, my email is in the profile bruv.

Don... feel for you man, there is always the ukap party... lol ok so the ukap daddies would prob kick out but man... if i was you, id try sweet talk one of the girls and stick an extra sausage in her buns right there and then!! lol!! ok not the best advice but hey... if you did... lol! they would all know if you could or not right? You could even buy her a drink with the money you saved on the audition!! !grin!

Thanks for the props Paul, glad to be on your list mate! lol!

Keni

[Keni]

Ok put it this way... erm as a dare then!! no a double dare! lol!!

If you manage to impress with a 'hide the sausage' display at the ukap party... (hehe I know those ukap gonna be cursing me for encouraging this).. but hey... If I hear back from my spies that you had big enough balls to throw it down at their bbq...

Well I will recommend you for a crack at www.drunksexorgy.com

Pretty similar deal to those crazy ukap parties no? erm... well kind of! lol!

Good luck young jedi!!

Keni