Fiona Cooper vids

[andy]

Anyone know how they ship goods - Royal mail 1st class, 2nd class, DHL etc. tried asking but got no reply. Are they reliable?

[Officer Dibble]

Oh, for Christ?s sake!


Officer Dibble - he's an irritable fucker.

[andy]

real helpful

fuck you too

[magoo]

I have never ordered from them but I would imagine they do what all the other UK despatch companies do which is put 96p stamps on a jiffy bag and bung it in the post box. Apart from YC of course who employed(I hope hes not still doing it) a UK agent who puts less postage on than he should and the punter then has to pay the surcharge of 80p plus missing postage when he collects his long delayed wank flick from his local Royal Mail depot.

[buttsie]

Speaking as a previous sucker who has purchased from them

Brown envelope with stamp through normal mail to Australia
Arrived within 2 weeks

If you purchase on your credit card you always have the right of
dishonor if the goods don't appear


cheers
B...OZ Always left To Pick Up The Pieces

[Caractacus]

As a UK citizen who previously bought from them, parcel smothered in brown sticky tape (which takes three hours to remove) that usually arrives within a week to 10 days. Very dependable, though.

[Buz]

Sent a cheque for ?60 [ 7 videos] on thursday 16 jan to Fiona Cooper and being first time buyer expected a few weeks with cheque to clear etc.Nope, all videos received monday 20 jan !! That is some service and great picture quality too.Fiona great.
But remember they are sexy videos rather than sex videos..erotic rather than graphic.Which is fine by me because too many graphic videos ignore the breast area.Not Fiona, breasts get the treatment they deserve.

[magoo]

Carefull Buz,

Our mate Fiona is still on licence from HMP so best not get him too excited incase he breaks his licence and gets banged up again.

For those who read the Sun I ought to explain that a prisoner is still serving his sentence even whilst "on the out". Meaning a person released half way through a prison sentence can be recalled to serve the rest of the sentence at any time without comitting a further crime, all it needs is a nod from Plod. The Sun and Star clearly forget trivia such as this, they also forget to say 90% of asylum seekers get returned. I hate the Sun and Star. I Hate the Sun even more since that ginger cow (married to Ross Kemp-the hasbeen from Eastenders) took over. I preferred the bald Adrian Edmondson look-alike who at least wasnt a fascist.

[buttsie]

What was he a socialist...the peoples poet maybe?

cheers
B...OZ

[Caractacus]

Not a Coolperson at any rate.

Ms Wade was the lovely person responsible for the name and shame policy of the News Of The Screws a couple of years back that resulted in an attack on a paediatrician in Wales.

So, Ms Cooper is out on licence, is he?