O/T Answer to terrorism/war

[marcusallen]

It's simple.
They are all sexually frustrated and consequently so uptight that their natural juices are stifled to the extent that they can only be manifested in violence.

Solution:

Parachute horny ladies dressed as St.Trinians girls over battlefields and other areas of conflict. Pay the girls a fraction of what it would normally cost to go into action (and they would still earn a small fortune!) and all thoughts of war would evaporate in a euphoria of sexual release.

for and behalf of Marcus Allen.org(Political wing)

[Shaun?]

If we were to send your mad cat into Iraq the problem will be sorted within a week )

[marcusallen]

Shaun, you have a good point but she is a little too young and I'm a little too old for parachutes. Could you please get THE GREAT EGO in an alley somewhere in the W2 area?

[Lizard]

Marcus, youv,e just been promoted to Field Marshall Marcusallen in charge of recruitment, so if you need any Generals, I,m your man (General Lizard)nice eh!
Now we just need some cannon fodder, where,s Maggoo...

[marcusallen]

Liz:
You are hereby designated General i/c Tea and canteens in general.
Despair not, the girls have need of refreshment..........
May I have firm confirmation of your acceptance to this post? and are you Up to it? (Confidentially)

[Lizard]

It,s dirty work (yippeee)but someone has to do it, I,m your man
I,ll be happy to service the troops, and you need have no fear Marcus, I never leave my friends behind! (metaphorically speaking)let me know when youv,e rallied the troops.

[David]

I think you have the plot there Marcus for one of the greatest porn movies never made.
Autumn and her truncheon parachuted into the desert. "They don't like it up em, sir"
Layla Jade doing unspeakable things to the turret of a Chieftain tank.
Jennifer Martin and a camel (replacing the defenceless chicken (possibly rubber, but too low res to give the definitive answer - now in the hands of the RSPCA and the fine men of the local constabulary) seen elsewhere in this forum.
I could go on, but I wont since there's still some Lagavulin left to quench as I spiral into talking even less sense than I normally do.
Good night, sweet dreams

[buttsie]

Sign me up...I'm always looking for an andrenalin rush

I'll provide the milk on the ground for the cannon fodder
Hope the boys like breast milk
You've got to be resourceful...goats are bloodyhard to milk at the best of times


cheers
B...OZ Private Milkman

PS Plan B would be...crop dusting with dope...it worked pretty well in History of the World Part One....hard to fight when you're stoned

[Bob the Builder]

[TheProf.]

Me and Marcus (both ex-soldiers)are going to man the home front,stirrup pumps ready with sand buckets-Britain will be in safe hands with us...while your away fighting your video collections will be safe with us including your girl-friends!

Our duty is to protect-as home guard officers (already we have promoted ourselves)we will keep you informed of the latest parties/videos being made back in Blighty.
WE will keep the streets around the Dilly in perfect order,making sure the girls wear the latest fashions in fishnets and high heels for your return.
Don't worry Forum,us pensioners are here to serve our country-Grandfathers Army is here!...lock up your daughters though,we are on the march.
A bit of flag waving in the time of gloom!

TheProf.