What a weekend... please read and heed.

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Cenobitez
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Re: What a weekend... please read and heed.

Post by Cenobitez »

I think Paul and Emily need to take this to a more appropriate industry forum, NOT a FAN forum, as neither of you are doing yourself any favours, try UKAP, its more appropriate there, but thats just my 2c worth.

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Cenobitez
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Re: What a weekend... please read and heed.

Post by Cenobitez »

Hey Jerry,

I was going to say, you buy off ANY producer who wants to sell don't you ?

Regardless of if they are 1,000,000 production or a 100 production, long as its reasonable qualityand salable product.

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Re: What a weekend... please read and heed.

Post by Marino »

You can't put a price on experience. That's why I have Jim Slip in my crew because we have at least 70 yrs worth just with him LOL.

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Phil mCc
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Re: What a weekend... please read and heed.

Post by Phil mCc »

Next time Paul let me film the making of, I am sure I could sell it to The Norman Wisdom school of Porn Production. Seriously don't give up I have had tons of mishaps like the guy who ran off in the middle of a scene. I have had models turn up black and blue, some don't even bother turning up. You will learn through time who and who not to work with. With 26 years of experience in production I should have seen it all, guess what I am sure there is still more to see. I have had a girl refuse to work with a guy because he had a slight tint to his skin. She even threatened to jump of a 30 foot cliff into the see, , , , Ha ha we filmed her for 20 minutes going to jump I promise I a going to jump. One of the other models got fed up waiting and offered to throw her. She did not know the camera was running and went to my boss telling him I was a pig and upset her. We played the tape back to her and everyone else and she died of embarrassment. Think what everyone does for a living and then try to lighten up, it helps.

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Emily Cartwright
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Re: What a weekend... please read and heed.

Post by Emily Cartwright »

Cenobitez wrote:

> I think Paul and Emily need to take this to a more appropriate
> industry forum, NOT a FAN forum, as neither of you are doing
> yourself any favours, try UKAP, its more appropriate there, but
> thats just my 2c worth.
>
>

I'm just responding to what has been posted by other people. I've said my piece, I have nothing more to say on the subject.

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Makaris
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Re: What a weekend... please read and heed.

Post by Makaris »

Doesn't this one line from the "producer" say it all - "The magazine has been running a series of features on my attempts to make a porn film" ?

So the more outrageous the better... Thing's just couldn't go as badly as that unless it was worth it.. I'm just wondering whether all these performers are in on the joke as well.. in any case, I'm sure they'll all come out on top in the end..

All publicity is good publicity - and in this case the publicists were signed up even before they started!

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Winkle82
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Re: What a weekend... please read and heed.

Post by Winkle82 »

Hey Kevin,

No, unfortunately this is not a set-up to promote the film (if only the day had actually been that successful!), as no content was actually shot and kept. So ther is nothing to actually "promote"...

;)
WSpankyMonkey wrote:

> oh god this gets better and better. this is the best posting
> ever on the bgafd! i had to sit down with tea and crumpets and
> read it all over again.
>
> i wonder if all of this is just a lot of promotion though for
> the film. dont forget its all being reported in ETO so it does
> make me a bit suspect that its all kicked off when it can only
> benefit promotion and sales of the film.
>
> is this a set up?
>
> still hopefully the third performer will come on board and tell
> her side of events. if we are really lucky one of the farmers
> might be reading this posting, if they're not out tending to
> perverts worrying their cows and whatnot.
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strictlybroadband
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Re: What a weekend... please read and heed.

Post by strictlybroadband »

Cenobitez wrote:

> Hey Jerry,
>
> I was going to say, you buy off ANY producer who wants to sell
> don't you ?

Yup.

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Mrs McCavity
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Re: Poor Paul

Post by Mrs McCavity »

If I were you Paul id listen to Phil he does have 26yrs of experience in the biz after all and he did say hed help

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