Major LA porn star in UK

[strictlybroadband]

Big-name LA porn star Fifi La Douche has moved to the UK and is writing exclusively and entertainingly for Strictly News. As you'll all know, Fifi is as big as they come. You can contact Fifi via me.

Read her first letter home:

[Tequila_Woods]

What a stuck up bitch.

Some of her comments do hold some truth though i guess.

[Jonone]

They don't come much bigger or much more deluded .. that's star quality for you though !grin!

[one eyed jack]

I'm sure she'll provide much amusement and entertainment. Though I suspect some may not see the funny side.

[Porn Baron]

Very funny !happy! Is this the lovely Fifi????? !wink! Looks like Ben Dover? !oops!

[Sam Slater]

[quote]My mates,

As you know, it's now a month since I left the UK and sooo much has happened. I really felt that Europe wasn't big enough any more to contain a talent such as mine, so I spread my wings to seek my fortune in Persia. Iran is my new home, and rather than take the obvious route and settle in Tehran, I've secured myself a luxury penthouse in the stylish seaside resort of Bandar, known locally as the Persian Gulf Riviera. Of course, the locals are outraged to be graced with the presence of a westerner like myself, and many of them are so overwhelmed that they actually pretend they don't recognise my real name and just call me 'Infidel'! These Arabs!

As you'd expect, my arrival caused an immediate stir! The first reaction of the customs people at Tehran airport was to arrest me and take me into a small room for a cavity search. They obviously recognized me (although pretended not to) and wanted to experience first-hand what real independence feels like. When the customs twat snapped on the leather gloves and applied the mask, I smiled to myself. He expected me to flinch, but people, you all know how many footy matches I've been in! I smiled serenely and conducted myself as a British hooligan throughout the process. It'll take more than a few Arab whores to upset me!

So anyway, I've already made a major impact on the Iranian culture in my short time here. They've never experience true freedom before, and you wouldn't BELIEVE the mentalist comments already being sent my way. But I rise above it, as a true westerner will, and ignore them. I've set up my new womens apparel site, www.bikini-thongs.ir, and the local talent are literally CLIMBING OVER each other to slit my throat. The existing Persian outfits are just sooo 300BC, and I can see the arrival of a true independent has shaken them deeply.

A word about the Arabs. OH MY GOD how did these people ever build an empire? These people are dumb, ugly, inbred and backward. Their weather is dusty, their food sucks, and their banking system can't have been updated since Mohammed's time! I can't use Pounds or Euro's anywhere so have had to change all my money into their local joke currency. A Big Mac costs you your life due to them being aligned with the devil (not that religion should have anything to do with food, the backward cunts).

Friends, I want to write more, and I will soon. I have SO MUCH DIRT to deliver on the pathetic scum who call themselves Persians, Muslims and Arabs. But time flies, and time is money, so I'll love you and leave you, and write again very soon.

Later,

Your true warrior.[/quote]

Now SB. Hardly changed a thing. Replacing 'Brits' with 'Arabs' changes the whole nature of that posting you put up on your site doesn't it? Sounds like something from a National Front website which you'd be appalled by I'm sure.

Hypocrisy stands out like a white woman wearing a bikini in Tehran for me.

That posting on your site sounds impolite, racist and bigoted. The content of her post doesn't bother me -she just sounds dumb- but you've always been quick to condemn anything slightly bigoted, ignorant or racist on this board over the past year, yet find her post on Brits acceptable.

Are you blind to your own hypocrisy?

[strictlybroadband]

Sam Slater wrote:

> That posting on your site sounds impolite, racist and bigoted.
> The content of her post doesn't bother me -she just sounds
> dumb- but you've always been quick to condemn anything slightly
> bigoted, ignorant or racist on this board over the past year,
> yet find her post on Brits acceptable.

Having secured Fifi's services to write for Strictly News, we chose to give her maximum editorial freedom. While her direct approach may ruffle a few feathers, we felt that her hard-hitting style would make for interesting reading. Who knows, perhaps she'll pick on the Iranians next week?

[one eyed jack]

Sam, the version I read replaced Arabs for Brits. Its designed to get a reaction which is why I find it amusing. It seems to be a popular thing these days to be the person people love to hate.

I agree though its not nice to insult ones hosts but thats some people for you. Some americans call being polite "arse kissing". Its no wonder they are the least popular in the world with that attitude but then I dont think they give a fuck either which is testimony to their arrogance.

Still its all part of the whole website traffic generation process. Thing is, if everyone starts doing it its going to get boring.

[strictlybroadband]

Super Randy wrote:

> So strictlybroadband is happy to employ a racist?

Of course not. You should email our complaints department if you feel any content crosses the line.