Black stud available for work

[Hammerxxx]

Hey...! wot's going on in this forum.....?
Did i say to anyone that i'm gangstar and shit....? come on guys let be real

!wicked!

[bigdave]

You are trying to get work, you want people to emply you. Try and be even slightly professional. You come across as an idiot and giving yourself a bad name and the impression that people shuld just fall at your feet offering you stuff.

Learn from some of the professional girls on here who know how to
a) spell and
b) sell themselves properly

[Mike-L]

I totally agree with JJ, Dave and Dan. If new female model came on here talking like that she would be shot down in flames. You aren't exactly selling your self well.

Although its not your everyday average job you should still at least show you can string a sentence together with out sounding like a 'gangsta wannabe' its not getting you anywhere.

I remember not so long back you were saying "Hi Dear" to everyone on here back when you were calling yourself Mandingo, so yeah it is all done for effect.

I don't think anyone said you were 'gangsta and shit' you just come across like you wish you were.

[stripeysydney]

No offence mate, but "emply" is spelt employ... and "shud" is spelt should....

[DanG]

The point I was trying to make is that if you did a proper 'looking for work' posting, in plain English that EVERYONE can understand, you'd probably get tons of offers.

Nowhere do you include your vital stats (For all I know, you could be 5'2" tall and I might be booking you to shoot with Angel Long), location ('East Side' could be East Yorkshire, East London, East Midlands or East Anglia for all anyone knows), or a list of who you've worked for previously (potential referees as to your quality/reliability/professionalism etc.).

Take a look at one of Lara Lee's 'looking for work' posts on a modelling forum...that's how it should be done!

[Hammerxxx]

Hiya...!
Thanks for your comments .........!

!wicked!

Hammer-mkveli

[one eyed jack]

Furthermore Hammer (and forgive me if i come across as patronising) butanyone who has a stage name will find more demands being placed on them to deliver.

Depending on your rates i would expect what I term as a grade a performer to be able to be , well groomed, buff (no moobs like me), decent sized cock, versatile at perfoming and have a personality to know your name by and deliver a cum shot from here to Alaska...Ok thats pushing it but a decent pop shot to put you in that esteemed bracket of top porn star in the UK.

The name Hammer seems to suggest all this to me

If you are indeed all of that I may call on your services to do some ladies for me.

[Hammerxxx]

Yep....it's all good and i do agree with everything u just said!cool!...........And i can guarantee u about my service...!wicked!.
Holla me when u need me and i'll be there to rock'n'roll !cool!

[bigdave]

everyone makes typos, missing an 'o' out both times

[bigdave]

stop typing like a moron, it's really annoying