Guy to play the part of a "Sleazebag" wanted.

[jimslip]

I need a guy who can play the part of a sleazy pornographer/ photographer for a shoot coming up. You know the type, gutteral voice, Hawaian shirt, bum-bag, trousers with stain down the front. (I'll supply the outfit from my personal wardrobe!) This is an acting role, so you wont need to perform, just make lewd, suggestive comments during the shoot.

I'd love to do it myself, but unfortunately I'm on camera! LOL

Any serious enquiries please email me ASAP as the shoot is imminent. Ideally you should live within a reasonable distance from London.

[planeterotica]

You have me down to a T Jimslip even the stains down the trousers!love!

[Cheerful chap]

I would like to play the part. If you send me your email address I can send you a photo of myself.

Would I be paid anything?

I am in London and I am free at 1,30 every afternoon. Could take me some time to get to whereever your shoot is.

email me please.

[jimslip]

Can anyone replying, please email me privately on jimslip@aol.com

[colonel]

Is Ron Jeremy not free? Manually exciting pigs or cattle at the moment?

[Jock Strap]

What's a bum-bag?

[planeterotica]

Jock Strap wrote:

> What's a bum-bag?
>
planeterotica
Its to catch the shite Jock Strap wnen Jimsip pokes it up your arse!laugh!

[Jock Strap]

I see.

[planeterotica]

Jock Strap wrote:

> I see.
>
>You may not see Jock Strap, he is sometimes called Jimmy Slip, no i am only joking, anyways stains down your Kilt dont count you have to be wearing Troosers