Calling all distributors

[Steve Day]

Hi all

What follows is a genuine offer by myself to all soft, medium or hardcore distributors who would like first quality, completed masters delivered direct to their door in whichever format they prefer.

I have access to gorgeous models, first-rate mini-DV cameras, a massive editing suite with ungodly amounts of disk space, copyright-free music, all the latest effects and sleeve-design technology.

Here's how it works:

1) Contact me at stephentday@yahoo.com
2) We'll discuss via email or phone your exact needs including ideal running times, explicitness, desired scenes and scenarios, specific music or effects needed, titles and the format for the master
3) When all the specifics are in place, we'll settle on a price
4) Send me in writing all of the above along with payment (cheque preferably) and I'll send confirmation of its arrival
5) Production begins - updates are always available via email and / phone
6) Post-production begins - again I'm always available in a heartbeat via email or phone
7) One it's complete I'll master it to the desired format and get it on its way along with a receipt for your records - timecoded versions of the master and sleeve designs are available on request

Hopefully all of the above will provide an easily accessible package for distributors who want to do exactly that - distribute. Let me do the hard work, you rake in the profits!

I've written, produced, directed, filmed and edited videos including hardcore for upwards of four years to ensure quality will arrive along with the master. All you will need to do if distributing via 18 / R18 is get it through the BBFC and make as many copies as you desire - the copyright is entirely yours. I'm fluent with the BBFC's guidelines so you will never have to worry about any pesky resubmissions.

The beauty of the package is I film and edit exactly what you need, tailored to your exact requests. If you want a short-haired blonde and a long-haired brunette going at it for 80 minutes with peeing scenes thrown in for good measure, consider it yours. Ideal production times from the receiving of the cheque to the delivering of the master are typically around the 10-day mark - model schedules permitting, it can frequently be a lot sooner.

So drop me a line at stephentday@yahoo.com, I'm the friendliest guy in town and will do everything in my power to digitalise your ideas in an easy, cost-effective and first-rate quality service!

Hope to hear from you soon
Steve

[Joe A]

All that and only a Yahoo email address....

No samples or refs.... I must send you a cheque asap... LOL.

[Steve Day]

There's nothing wrong with Yahoo email addresses Joe - if you're a serious distributor beyond the sarcasm by all means send me your address and I'll mail a timecoded DVD of previous works.

Steve

[Steve Day]

Plus a reference since you asked:

http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/read.php?f=5&i ... reply_5050

Steve

[Joe A]

Steve

You should have added the link in your original post

Most model forums require photographers/producers to have verifiable info when looking for models... Here's a good example

So as there are so many fakes around and asking for a cheque above with no refs... Could be taken as iffy.

[Steve Day]

Sorry to dishearten you guys, but I've been a video producer since 2001 and am more than familiar with how it works. I've ran my own business as a non-adult producer for over four years but have produced adult videos independently in-between.

Although I did have my own website (which dare I say was a lot more comprehensive that some of the basic alternatives I've seen links too on here), I did have one but am in the midst of closing the business down as it's become boring and mundane constantly producing yawn-inducing training videos and the like.

Don't assume I'm one of the naive breed of chancers I've witnessed on here, because I'm not. I can turn over first-quality videos in less than a week and will happily beat any proven price there is out there. Once I've produced a few more adult vids, I'll be happy to start up another website.

With my supanames account no longer active, my yahoo email is the only viable option at the moment I'm afraid. So if you can get past the commonness (is that a word?) of a yahoo address and want examples or a showreel, get in touch and they'll be with you first class.

As to being better than anyone else out there, I have to say with the state of British porn nowadays that really doesn't take much. Not naming names, but the vast majority of the vids in the UK today are of a pretty poor standard, filmed in council estates and with the "oor-er show us ya bum" quality which doesn't seem to have progressed much since the "Confessions of a Window Cleaner" days. Even when not compared to their American counterparts, British porn is still majorly pants - and I know a lot of the regulars on here will know where I'm coming from in this respect. Most UK porn these days looks like it was produced with a camcorder by the editor of the Daily Sport.

Anyway, I'm here if anyone seeks a decent alternative. I'm available via email or phone at all times, or if you live up North I'm more than willing to drop by for a chat, in the flesh so to speak.

And sadly I'm not related to Kelly although she does sound a classy and colloquial individual .

[jimslip]

We can do this as well so if you all want to take a look at all my 5 years worth of TVX stuff and also over 20 hardcore movies (directing, producing, editing and all things post production) PLUS my jimslip catalogue then please feel free to contact me.


Lara - Mrs Slip on Jim's sign in.

[Joe A]

Steve

You can get very cheap hosting these days, even in the UK for adult material. How difficult would it be to have a site with a trailer of your work, whether adult or not and a full cv?

What have you got to offer producers like Jim Slip, Necta's, One Eyed Jack, Doll Theatre etc., that they don't and can't do themselves. Are your models exclusive to you ? If so then you may well have a niche market.

As you have so much to offer, why not produce your own films, have them BBFC'd and start your own pay site, as all those I've named do now