producers for a pint

[planeterotica]

Havnt seen you post for a while Sandie where you been.

[Blu]

Breath of fresh air I'm not, more like a pungent waft of kangeroo's jock strap with a hint of lemon.

Yes I'm a new face, but more a hybrid of old and nu skool. I wear my D&G jeans around my arse sporting my BHS Y-fronts, You can't get more diverse than that unless you are very brave or blind.

I'm not here to change the face of UK porn, even though a few scenes involving marmite wouldn't go a miss, indeed you either love it or hate it... But when it's smeared over the nipples of a buxom blonde, it tends to sway your preferance.

From what I've seen so far, this seems to be a very well established and close-knit forum, one that embraces new members with open arms and clenches them tightly to the bosom of the UK porn industry. I just want to write my music, meet some new people, have a chortle and find out what the fuck Bukkake means.

[planeterotica]

Neveer mind . Old School New School, just turn up at Erotica, im assuming this meet up is on the Saturday please advise, if you know where this thread is going, i will be there wandering around wearing a Top Hat and not much else so i should be very recckonisble..

[sandie]

if anyone comes up to me at erotica can they please say..."hi im dave aka dicksplash (or add forum name) from bgafd" or ur gonna get blank looks from me if u just say "hi im dave".

[planeterotica]

What about if i just say im grham, will tht dooo.

[sandie]

no. u forget i will be blind drunk by then and wont be able to read ur badge.

i need full explanations of who u are.

and i inturn will show in full graphic detail who i am. incase u are blind drunk too!

[rgb]

Blu, "Embrace the bass" Is this a form of bestiality involving fish?

[Blu]

rgb wrote:

> Blu, "Embrace the bass" Is this a form of bestiality involving
> fish?
>
>

Either you should work as a private detective or I should be more discreet about my sexual preferances. Nout wrong with Bass, they don't have teeth and are easily slip-in-able.

[rgb]

[planeterotica]

Yea okay .Sandie See U tHerer.