I'm sure out of all the talent, directors, producers, photographers etc. on this forum that there must be some funny stories to share.
I'll leave Jim Slip to fill you in, but there is a hilarious anal manor story to tell which involved a spoon, a saucepan and the crew taking it in turns to dress as a monk and bash one out!!
Funny porn shoot moments
Funny porn shoot moments
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The "funniest" (maybe tragic is the word) one I recall was my second ever GG shoot where firstly one of the models didnt wanna talk her clothes off and then when she eventually disrobed I commented she wasnt being very enthusiastic and that she would have to actually touch and lick the other girl she came out with "oh do I have to? Im not really into girls........" - classic but the shoot ended about 20 mins later with me 700 quid poorer and nothing of any use to show for it. There ended my porn making aspirations lol
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Wait for me book, most of the 'Usual Suspects' will be in it !
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P.S. Anyone know a publisher who won't rip me off ??
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On 'Weekend in Paris/Paris Weekend',Donna Ambrose approaching a man in the street,laying a concrete slab.She then flashes,and man stands transfixed.Concrete slowly sets,until the foreman gently shoos Donna away.Classic and all on film!
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I remember on a shoot when I needed a cum shot and the guy concerned couldn't cum and it was the last cum shot of 3 guys. I knew 1 of my camera guys was a stud and he offered to 'jump in' as I knew he had a thing going with the girl who I was shooting with. They'd both gone out of the room (the guy and girl) to start themselves off and all I remember is them both charging in to the room to the sounds of 'start shootin now!' and as they both landed in the exact same spot as they'd left (wow that'll be a brilliant transition shot I thought ) I suddenly remembered that one bloke was asian and the other was white...I did get away it thanks to the bloody 'cut away pot plant'!!!
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Hey,
My own personal moment was when i was presenting the live show "Extreme Sex Live" and got the ends of two bowling skittles stuck up my arse on Double anal night.
It was a nightmare as i just could not get them out my arse as they had "popped" in due to the shape of the end of them and wouldnt pop out. A caller then called up and requested me to go on the fuck swing which involved showing my arse but i couldnt as you can show the penetration on TV.
In the end i just had to make my guest fuck herself while i walked of set and got the runner to pull them out!
Memories hey!!
xxx
My own personal moment was when i was presenting the live show "Extreme Sex Live" and got the ends of two bowling skittles stuck up my arse on Double anal night.
It was a nightmare as i just could not get them out my arse as they had "popped" in due to the shape of the end of them and wouldnt pop out. A caller then called up and requested me to go on the fuck swing which involved showing my arse but i couldnt as you can show the penetration on TV.
In the end i just had to make my guest fuck herself while i walked of set and got the runner to pull them out!
Memories hey!!
xxx
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You had two carrots up there yesterday babes as well and it looked great, in fact it looked pissing marvellous.
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I've heard a lot about you my dear and it sounds like you could give me a run for my money. If you're the girl who Tequila speaks highly of, then bring it on, cause you you sound like a girl who likes hard girl/girl (not the meak skim wiping and kissing the other girls do) and doesn't mind a bit of hussle and bussle (not sure if that came out right. Would love to samck your sweet ass. mmwah!
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Yes, Lara, Lolly is the girl i was telling you about. Absoluetly amazing! Beautiful girl and brings so much energy to the shoot! I love fucking her.
Lara - Did you get my email? I couldnt find your addy but sent it to Jims through the website. Maybe we could arrange something with Lolly. If you didnt get it email me and ill reply back - tequila_woods@yahoo.co.uk
Lara - Did you get my email? I couldnt find your addy but sent it to Jims through the website. Maybe we could arrange something with Lolly. If you didnt get it email me and ill reply back - tequila_woods@yahoo.co.uk
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