Webmasters wanted for Strictly Broadband

[Officer Dibble]

"I own and run the business. Commercial arrangements are confidential, sorry."

Says no more, Jerry, say no more old son (he says winking and tapping his nose).


Officer Dibble

[Digi-Guy]

"Roldvale is the company which encompasses many of David Sullivan's business interests"

So as a customer does that make it a bad product?
Is there a reason why a David Sullivan company should not do buisness?

I await your reply

DG

[Officer Dibble]

"So as a customer does that make it a bad product?"

No, not necessarily.



"Is there a reason why a David Sullivan company should not do business?"

None whatsoever.

I was simply being mischievous, stirring the pot. There's been a lot of antipathy towards Diddy Dave on this forum in the past. Many hold the perception that he has shafted them in some way - though in reality they probably shafted themselves - responding to ads promising umpteen hardcore movies for a fiver, ads promising 'farmyard' and 'schoolyard' action. Stuff like that. So I just thought it would be fun to draw this possible connection with Diddy Dave to the forum's attention and then revel in the possible discomfiture of anyone who perceived themselves to have been 'shafted' by Dave, and then, unknowingly, been really gushing and enthusiastic about this broadband venture.

The little red chap with horns and a pitchfork, who sits on my shoulder, made me do it, Guv. Honest.


Officer Dibble

[Digi-Guy]

Thank you Officer Dibble your reply was greatly recieved.

DG

I'm getting the impression people are not overjoyed with your postings as they feel you are having a go. Mind you what I'm finding shocking is the amount of un thought and assuming comments made.

[joe king]

so you've been shafted by DS as well?
What's that crap about schoolyard?
People shafting themselves?

[joe king]

DS is 'Roldvale Limited'

[Officer Dibble]

Oh, bollocks Joe. You know dam well what I'm talking about.

No, I've never been shafted by Diddy Dave - Being in business I know you can?t get something for nothing, and I've have I ever had much interest in bestiality or paedophilia. However, I do grant that some of Dave's ads were very beguiling and I can see how many folks were sucked in - they actively wanted to believe that Dave's companies would sort them out with 50 hardcore movies for ?5.99 (Massive Overstocking/Closing Down Sale! - and all that). Ha!


"People shafting themselves?"

Yes, Dave just let people's greed, tightfistedness, and sleazy depravity do his work for him. He just set the scene with a bit of innuendo - 'Farmyard Action, Schoolgirls in Uniform, Closing Down Sale' Those who took the bait and sent off ?5.99 were excepting a Post Office van load of movies featuring dogs, horses, and porkers doing unspeakable things to sweet, little, pony-tailed, schoolgirls, that had been waylaid by Farmer Giles and his crew, while on their way home from primary. And they got what they deserved - Jack Shit.


Officer Dibble

[Officer Dibble]

Yes, I'm aware of that.


Officer Dibble

[joe king]

That's the typical despise your punter attitude.
They all deserved to be ripped off you perverts.

[nachovx]

I was once ripped off by a DS company sometime in the 80's. I sent off money for an alleged hc video that turned out to be softcore rubbish. I sent it back and complained, but he just kept it along with my money. So I never spent another pound on porn in the UK ever again.