Dodgy Git Alert

[mark cremona]

My wife got this email this morning, I thought it would amuse you......particularly the bit where he says that HE doesnt want HIS time wasted.....



--- Stephen Crawford wrote:
>Dear *****
>
> I am currently looking for a girl of your calibre to
> do my amateur porn
> debut with (for the British market i.e. not anal)? I
> have a contact that
> can do the filming in London, I?m in Edinburgh. I
> could offer you ?100
> for 2/3 hours filming.
>
> Wondered if you would be interested? Please be
> completely honest as I
> don?t have many resources to accommodate time
> wasters.>
> Thanks

> Steve



a hundred quid for 2 to 3 hours of filming ???????? obviously been watching to much Channel 4 crap.

[nachovx]

> for the British market i.e. not anal

I don't think he knows the British market, but then maybe it's a fruit & veg market he's on about.


> I don?t have many resources to accommodate time
> wasters.

But he does have some, although not many ! So if I were you I'd waste some.

[Marie-Louise]

wat a wanker!!

[fevrd]

Maybe you should post a picture of your wife. Some people reading your psot might wonder if she's a right old dog and only worth ?100. I'm sure she's not mind you but you would be giving us the whole story.

Naked obviously.

Maybe with a toy or two.

Or a big cock up her arse.

Just suggestions.

[JFT Media]

You can find her here Lily Roma, worth more than ?100 for sure

[DanG]

Having just had a gander myself, let me be the first to say what a lucky bastard Mr. Cremona is.

[R18 DVD Shop]

I dont see how this makes him dodgy - he offered a price which you think is too low so dont go work for him, doesnt make him dodgy in any way. If he was offering something under false pretences then that might him dodgy but this doesnt. An opportunist maybe but there is nothing wrong with that!

As for his comment about getting his time wasted I toyed in both photography and videography a few years back and I had a LOT of my time wasted by models not turning up or being late or deciding when they turned up that they didnt want to do something they agreed to previously or turning up with ID and so the list goes on and I bet every single photographer here has had the same.

Jay

[phil solo]

R18 DVD Shop wrote:

> I dont see how this makes him dodgy - he offered a price which
> you think is too low so dont go work for him, doesnt make him
> dodgy in any way. [...]

Dunno, looked like someone after a cheap shag to me!

Let's see...

Hotmail address........check!

'Mate' to work the camera.........check!

Wants 3 hours at a derisory hourly rate that is cheaper than all but the most rancid street whore........check!

Presumably, everywhere Mark's missus has her contact details listed also shows her expected fee structure (e.g. the JFT site mentioned earlier) so how this maroon thought ?100 would seal it is anybody's!

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner!

[myson]

"lucky bastard" is an understatement Dan, phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Myson

[nachovx]

His logic is probably that because she is Romanian, ?100 will be a lot of money to her - in Romania that is a months wages for girls in an ordinary job.Check out .. even a Technical Manager with several years relevant experience can get 500? a month maximum. So ?100 to most Romanians is a lot of money. So if she bills herself as from a cheap labour economy. she shouldn't be surprised if she gets offered lower rates because people will assume she's here to undercut local models.