Chuka chucked

[Arginald Valleywater]

I assume Chuka was about to be outed and the party who are obsessed with gay and gender rights couldn't face the idea of a homosexual leader.....

[Essex Lad]

So are you saying that Chuka is having an affair with Stephen Kinnock?

[Arginald Valleywater]

Nah he couldn't get past the mile high wads of cash in Kinnock Mansions.

[Dick Moby]

Having seen him on TV he does seem to have some effeminate traits. I certainly wouldn't bend over for the soap if he was anywhere near.

[number 6]

He knocked on my door about 6 years back seemed a nice enough guy , and promised me Labour was going back to its roots!! Now he is seen as the biggest blairite in the shadow cabinet.

[Essex Lad]

Yes indeed a typical man of the people or Blairite if you wish:

[Dick Moby]

I hope he didn't try knocking on your back door.

[David Johnson]

I once had a meal in a Michelin starred hotel in Holland. It was paid for by the company I worked for at the time. I was on expenses at the time.

I thought I would come clean on this before the Mail on Sunday puts out a headline.

"Champagne socialist and man of the people, David Johnson lives the high life at swanky restaurant shock horror."

In my defence, it did not have eel skin walls. Horrible flock wallpaper as I recall.

You heard it here first!

[Dick Moby]

David, why don't you try for the post of leader of the party ? you must be a wanker (as are the rest of us) or you wouldn't be hanging round a porn forum. Thus you're ideally suited for the role.

[Essex Lad]

Ah, David back to your obnoxious best. Did you have a special locker at the hotel where you could keep your ?300 bottle of cognac? Was it a place that the two dorks from Masterchef tried to stay at?

No? Thought not. No comparison then.