UKIP Policies?

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SOME OF THE THINGS A UKIP GOVERNMENT WOULD DO IF ELECTED (SPOOF)

Free sex on the NHS.
Pull out of the EU and spend the money saved on funding UKIP and building a castle fit for the party leader.
Building an impregnable wall around the UK to keep those pesky foreigners out.
No state benefits for (bloody) foreigners until they have lived her for 100 years or more.
Build 25.000 new affordable homes every year for UKIP supporters only.
Free viagra for male pensioners.
Women banned from doing full time jobs unless they involve domestic work or child care.
The National Anthem to be sung every morning in all schools.
All foreign languages to be banned in schools.
Breast feeding banned in public.
Criminals who have been to prison 3 times or more to be denied state benefits for life.
?20 a week of free booze and ciggies for workers in employment.
Up the speed limit on motorways to 100mph.
Foreigners to pay 50% income tax.
Extra Bank Holiday on December 23 to be called British Day.
People who have been on the council housing list longest get first pick of council properties.

Would UKIP win the election 2015 with some of these polices?