Morons defending Jihadi John

[Essex Lad]

He and DJ can start a double act ? Unfunny and Unfunnier. Mike and Bernie Winters hated each other as did Gilbert and Sullivan and the Kellogg brothers so they would be in good company.

[Dick Moby]

Have to agree about Mike and Bernie Winters ------- I hated them as well

[Sam Slater]

Your sarcasm is warrented. It wasn't really funny. Not half as funny as Essex Lad's picking a choosing what he believes in anyway.

The problem was, of course, that it wasn't clever and too easy. I bit like having 'dick' in a username on a porn forum. Not that I'm comparing your creativity to my witticisms. I know what a stroke of genious it was to swap the words round from 'Moby Dick', to 'Dick Moby'. I mean 'Dick' is a real first name and its....well....'dick'. Apt for a porn forum. Whales are big creatures with huge cocks so you've the 'big dick' angle covered too. Fucking genius! You could be a writer for Joe Pasquale.

Moby Dick did swallow a lot of seamen, though. If you were giving a shout out to the gay porn scene too with that then again....wonderful stuff. Good on you! I mean, if we had a bgafd username awards vote, you'd have mine. You'd be right up there, pal.

Later!

[Sam Slater]

While you're wanting some forumites to suffer before they die. What would Jesus think of that post, Essex Lad?

[Dick Moby]

Nice reply Sam but I'm a bit concerned about why you know so much about whales knobs.I daresay you've seen many penises in your life but what you do in your private life is up to you. As to your witticisms I'll be be the first to admit when I see one.

[Essex Lad]

It was a joke, Sam.

You know, like DJ boasting about how he attended most of the games in the 1966 World Cup and when I called him on it saying that would make him about 70, he claimed it was all a load of "tat".

Now, of course, he may well be 70 in which case he will be able to verify my beliefs a lot sooner than I will ? even if it is only from looking up.

[Sam Slater]

A joke.....hoping a fellow forumite suffers before they die is a joke. I'd buy that if you were good mates with very dark senses of humour......but that's not the case.

So if David had come back with "I hope your mother/sister gets gang raped by a load of Paki taxi drivers.", and then said it was a joke, you'd have said it was all a bit of fun and laughed along then, eh?

A shit excuse. You were just out of order. Admit it. You like confession, don't you? Do Jesus proud. Hahaha.

[Essex Lad]

Sam Slater wrote:

> A joke.....hoping a fellow forumite suffers before they die is
> a joke. I'd buy that if you were good mates with very dark
> senses of humour......but that's not the case.

How do you know whether I have a dark sense of humour or not?

>
> So if David had come back with "I hope your mother/sister gets
> gang raped by a load of Paki taxi drivers.", and then said it
> was a joke, you'd have said it was all a bit of fun and laughed
> along then, eh?

Well, in the first instance they'd have to dig her up first ? she died 30 years ago when I was 17 ? and in the second instance I don't have a sister so I'd know it was David talking yet more bollocks.


>
> A shit excuse. You were just out of order. Admit it.


No, I stand by every syllable of it.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]Nice reply Sam[/quote]

Thank you.